Mike Holdem

@realMaalouf The brand ambassador of incest

Islamic scholar explains that modern inventions are considered forbidden innovations (bid'ah) in Islam because they didn’t exist in Muhammad’s time. No electricity, no cars, no planes. Yet he still uses a phone and the internet to spread his message. Stupidity knows no bounds.

Wow I just remembered that dolphins exist

@DelusionPosting Yes!! Surveilling all men! But also let’s bring in a million military age 3rd world savages because we don’t wanna be racist!

@IAbbw @swantail I had a feeling you’d say that 😭

@juju1one @swantail Does not need to, sis is hot AF

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

@theseventhumbra @swantail Stop with this toxic masculinity man

@juju1one @swantail

Hmm so if I don’t think that women are good at literally everything that means that I hate women? If a woman said that in general men aren’t great at using make up does that make her a misandrist? Everybody needs to be the good at everything? Everyone needs a participation trophy? I love women but I don’t like man hating feminists like you, who call any man who doesn’t agree with them a woman hater. Fortunately this is the first and last generation of braindead feminism because obese femcels don’t usually reproduce.

@juju1one @swantail Oh Mike, you sweet summer child. Have you ever considered the fact you just hate women and can't admit it to yourself?

@theseventhumbra @swantail Chill out man

@juju1one @swantail Go back to being a fucking loser somewhere else

@Raindropsmedia1 There are some cool designs here. Y’all love to hate.

Designer Jaden Smith, the first-ever Men’s Creative Director at Christian Louboutin, shows off his latest shoe designs — what he says men of all ages will be wearing costing thousands of dollars per pair 👀💰👞

@KittyKale0 @swantail Sis does not exercise

@juju1one @swantail Bro does not talk to women

@ClownWorld Most of your problems aren’t caused by the top 1%… they are caused by the bottom 1%

A DoorDash driver places the customer’s food at the door, takes the proof-of-delivery photo, then picks the order back up and walks away with it.

@Mericamemed I never heard a hilarious person call them selves hilarious unironically 😂

Starter marriage is a wild thing to say

@cc1984X @BollFILMS @kevinnbass What movie is this from? I seen this before

@BollFILMS @kevinnbass

Keep watching Citizen Vigilante and we can start shooting Part 2 soon

@violetz777 @swantail It’s a few bucks, why not?

@juju1one @swantail bro bought the check mark for his 15 followers lol

@xpaperxclipsx @swantail Maybe to other women

@juju1one @swantail Women are funny. Get over it!

1) Literally every female comedian jokes about those things. You’re welcome to prove me wrong… 2) If a guy jokes about the things you named he is either in middle school or retarded. Men don’t talk about their dicks and balls to each other unless they are fags or it’s a joke that is funny in that very specific context which is super rare. Christopher Hitchens explained why women aren’t funny. Historically women never needed to be funny to reproduce, they always had their looks unlike men who always relied on humor to entertain a lady. If you ask women what they are looking for in a man, most of them would say that he needs to be funny. If you ask most men - they don’t care if she’s funny.

@juju1one @swantail That is not women humor. I’m sorry you’ve only ever watched Amy Schumer. Men humor however is ALWAYS ONLY “penis balls fart poop *moans like a woman on pornhub during algebra II*”

@desunyan2 @swantail Are you on your period?

@juju1one @swantail Bro was so pressed he got a blue check to whine beyond the post limit

@LibsHateUs The socioeconomic factors are working overtime

Your government thinks these people will make good neighbors.🤡🦍

Actually imagine yourself falling for the transformer propaganda, taking hormones and eventually chopping your dick off 😂 and then one day you wake and you’re like “Oh shit, straight men don’t wanna fuck me and lesbian girls want other girls… I’m just a man with no cock” I mean of course you’re gonna defend that shit until you die because if you accept that you fucked up, you are just a retard who chopped his own dick off because of TikTok and if you continue spreading that shit then you can be miserable with your miserable friends. “Misery loves company”.

@mkultrawhite @swantail 2 paragraphs is an essay? I mean… as long as your husband can read you’ll be okay.

@juju1one @swantail Mfs writing an essay nobody’s gonna read