Weird Uncle Bob

Kurdistan will be free...

@Bicuriousbogle The birds love it when we de- thatch the ponies

A gift

@Bicuriousbogle It's compulsory here in the land of emus. If you move your car they think you might drive off

Especially if it’s a fucking sprinter van like GIRL I CANNOT REACH THE PUMP BEHIND YOU EITHER

If you leave your car at the pump while you go in at a crowded gas station you will not see heaven

@thiccandmorts Bugger! Good luck

turns out my shoulder is probably a rotator cuff injury so MRI and orthopedics here i come 🥹

@HiddenYorkshire Reverend!

Call him a robot the way he nuts and bolts

@sueytweets Happy birthday Suze!

I’d be ok if you sent me birthday gifts 😂

45 seconds of misty morning and birdsong. Video of the golden stubble paddocks and gum trees around our farm house at dawn. It's foggy and the sun is diffused through the fog.

@bite_3r Such amazing eyes!

they’re employing me tomorrow i needed to be the most inconsequential self destructive about it — the blonde in back is barely there anymore to pick up dye anyway

@Freyfunk It seems there's a new crop of Sarth Effrikaans in WA now. Lots of young ones in mining again. It is indeed just like the 90s.

The thought that rushed through an entire generation of White South Africans in the 1990s

@DYSONlife4real Nah, fuck that shit. My boss insists on calling when a text would've sufficed

When’s the last time you used your phone To actually phone somebody?????

@quiet_homeboy That's EDS

??? That’s not cous cous…

The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word ‘fuck’, the moon and the sea.

@buttholefactory Legend!

They offered me the job on the spot

@LlJuju2022 It's still very much the first strike herbicide for farmers.

Doing some supplier sourcing yesterday through the Adelaide Hills and I was SHOCKED to see regional hardware and fodder shops still selling glyphosate (Round Up). I think I must live in a bubble. Hello algal bloom. There's your culprit, right there Europe is miles ahead with this

@neutral_af Wolf's be cuddly

Certified Grisha Moment

Cathy Wilcox— A statement on behalf of the Australian Cartoonists Association regarding James Hillier aka Nordacious and the QLD Government:

@merkin_about Never interrupt your enemies while they are making a mistake

Is it wrong that I have derived a huge amount of glee when I discovered the Manager is struggling in her role? Don't answer that because I'm fucking ecstatic.

National Press Club platforming Israeli ambassador - knowing IDF killed 250+ journalists - for lunch chat. In the same week Israel admits doctoring Lebanese journalist image after murder. Disgraceful & dystopian yet somehow still shamelessly in full view, to be broadcast on ABC

@Sarah_Alice_X @wormfingers He's probably dehydrated with low blood sugar. His red face says he's clenching til he almost shits hiself. And the roids are making him PMS like a batch

@wormfingers He looks like he has the Vietnam vet PTSD stare, but the hardest thing he's had to struggle with is an IKEA Flatpack.

why would a photo of a conventionally, boringly attractive man flexing really hard while looking existentially shattered change anything for me