Julia

I’m starting to think life is not a highway

@chilldickey He just needs a pair of pants like the chicken

Hes so handsome :(

Mom wont let me get the free rooster on kijiji

Why the fuck did I buy a 2020 planner

Everyone: 2020 is gonna be my year 3 months into 2020:

@chilldickey Um I just saw this WTF lol

If julia jansman talks to me about milkshakes one more time I am going to neck punch her

It’s 7:50am. you’re in grade 12. You have class in 15 minutes. Your best friend just got her license and has her moms car for the day. She picks u up. u both get ice coffee from timmies. You make it to school just time to get a freshly baked caf cookie. It’s a simpler time.

@mitch2names @HumbLTweets That is our whole childhood lol

Having siblings be like

“I can’t drink like I used to” - me at 22

@chilldickey Any pumpkin spice milkshakes??

If one more person asks me if we have "anything pumpkin spice" I am going to scream

i got drunk last night and accidentally requested off the entire month of november and somehow it got approved

Jane: “ you ever done a quiz thing that tells you what fruit your body shape is” Kallie: “I’m shaped like a Juul pod”

Oh shit we really REALLY not goin back to stfx eh

@chilldickey That is truly huband goals for you

My boyfriend and I are taking a 4 hour roadie to the nearest Whole Foods, Trader Joe's, and Value Village. I have found the one.

One must choose very wisely when considering how many fucks to give. Don’t give your fucks away so easily. Don’t let someone who is not worthy of any fucks, take your fucks away from you. Some things/people are just not worth it. 🙏🏻 amen.

Klay Thompson coming back out to shoot those foul shots

Oh boy...