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Gingerbread Florida Man
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Gingerbread Florida Man
@Junebagio
No shirt. No shoes. No dice.
Katılım Eylül 2010
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@SeeFoam1 Don't pay half up front, bro. He'll just spend it on blow and hookers. Unless you enjoy quarter inch gaps in your woodwork because he's holding a hand over one eye to dampen the double vision.
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@Junebagio I’ve only heard good things about Sasquatch carpenters. Very detail oriented, and really listens to your requirements, so I find this surprising.
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Thinking about ordering some Chinese delivery and watching "I hired Sasquatch and he fucked up my renovation" videos on YouTube.
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@aelfred_D Fine. At least the taste the same when you can't taste them.
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My wife is gone on a trip. Man week starts now.
Now watching.
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@Junebagio @aelfred_D Dipping them in bourbon cools them down faster
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@jarvis_best “Yeah, I lied, I double-parked, can we wrap this up? I’m meetin’ a hooker.”
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@MACandDUG It's the ride of a lifetime until you get bitten by a baby octopus. It changes a brother.
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@Junebagio Still want to live in a neon nightmare surrounded by Asian women. Did that a couple years in Kangnam (Gangnam0 Korea...all fun & games until I was bitten by a baby octopus.
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Reading William Gibson in the 80's totally fucked me for today.
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@Kyle_Beckley Furries just out there trying to up their credit limit.
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Getting all the New York votes will be pivotal in this campaign
umichvoter@umichvoter
HES LEANING INTO IT immediately buying ✌️
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@Junebagio My son is developing a method of AI computing that will kill us all. I failed as a parent.
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Least surprising thing ever. Who gets the cuck chair?
Jacob Wasserman@jacob_wass
Exclusive: Rep. Thomas Massie is vacationing with Marjorie Taylor Greene in Costa Rica. TMZ DC obtained a photo of Massie and Greene alongside their significant others during a beachfront dinner Tuesday night. tmz.com/2026/05/26/mar…
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@MACandDUG Total dystopia is still a decade out. By then my back won't be able to handle all the pointing and I told you so.
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@Junebagio I want my Stack, or to be a data courier, or fuck me, Jetson's flying cars!
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@TheDemocrats Not even imaginary non-binary god would stoop to eating barbecue like a twat.
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Gingerbread Florida Man retweetledi
@TheDemocrats "I'M NOT A VEGAN, I LOVE MEAT! I LOVE THE MEN WHO COOK MEAT! Oh fuck, what did I say? I LOVE WOMEN! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! SHE USED TO DATE CORY BOOKER!"
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Gingerbread Florida Man retweetledi
I'm sure they're just here to check on their college applications.
Insider Wire@InsiderWire
#BREAKING: 6 “special interest” Chinese nationals wearing camouflage, apprehended near Eagle Pass, TX.
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