Junior Dred

most assist in a world cup campaign ni 6💀.....hizo by round of 16 Portuguese magnifico atakua asha vunja rekodi I'm afraid.😂

Mnajua app ya Uyo dem Kwanza Ni ya Nini?😂😂🤣 Eti inadetect bombs na AK47s in your radius Bro apa tunaeza kuwa tunadeal na mental case. Delusions of grandeur is one of the symptoms of Bipolar, Schizophrenia... Among other conditions

@mawiraX @polo_kimanii Unamaanisha aje mzee.

@polo_kimanii Inaitwa the fear of the unknown, my first time to be employed ilikuwa 2016/17, the day I decided to quit and take my own path, life has never been the same. Everything is situational based. You shift an inch your network changes.

But Some of you are panicking too much. Yet You’re going to be just fine,just keep your head up. Kwani sisi tumefutwo kazi mara ngapi? Tumekua karibu kurudi ocha mara ngapi? Tumeambiwa mara ngapi we will never amount to anything because we look hopeless? Bwana some of these things you just take them easy. Stop running around and breathe, and also Relax,You’re not going to die. Jobs will come and they will go. You will meet new people and the ones you think you can’t live without now,will be nothing but fading memories. Maisha bado mrefu sana.

DCI wakieza shika Polo Kimani watamshw they are keeping Law and Odor.

2 weeks after polo kimani amekubali maji. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You can only stay guided

I really wanted to be quiet about this. Not sure why but I felt "shy" about this one. However, my friends just made me realise how far I've come. So here's to motivating the next person, I hope you find inspiration that it's possible! How it started vs How it's going.

This is more gay than sucking dick

Imebidi nikunywe chai toka kwa sufuria maanake vikombe ziko huko Old Trafford

The reason why I praise ThinkPads is because they teach SDEs efficiency. Every SDE should start from some slow hardware. Mine was Dell inspiron 640m and it taught me to do more with less. I had to install Linux because windows was hogging all my 1.5 GB memory. Had to learn Vim etc. Now when I see a ThinkPad, I expect to see Arch Linux because Arch lets you install only what you need. You can even try FreeBSD. Obsession with performance comes form using slow hardware. That’s why people at Omarchy don’t see an issue with an 8Gb ISO. They are using the latest Dell and Framework laptops.

@alexmwanzo @kizaru_rafael @vingraphicske Not everyone is a manager

@kizaru_rafael @vingraphicske I can

I am a 9-5 guy Show me your current bank balance and its spread over the last week-actually better how many people have you employed directly If you are better than me I quit today If I am you shut it Ready when you are .

There’s no player more dangerous than Bruno Fernandes with the ball at his feet.

Men, Lastly, There are these women at work who never stop talking, They are always gossiping and eating, They even know the boss has marital issues, They are the first to say, "The workplace is toxic." It is them who are toxic. Avoid those women. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, Therefore, As the lastborn, Take care of your parents' legacy. Don't sell your father's land and property. Don't misuse your father's name to con and hoodwink people. Use your father's legacy to be productive. #MasculinitySaturday

Manager of the season- Carrick Player of the season- Bruno Fernandes Young player of the season- Mainoo LET US MAKE IT HAPPEN, I NEED THESE TEARS ASAP😭😭😭

Leo nmefungua zanabe just next to Ogango Primary School mkujie ndula wadau F1 ni mia mbili

Ni kama waliweka mataa zenye zilibaki after kurembesha MOOD

@luigi_capelo Unfortunately haiwezi

Her : niaje, kuna venye sikuizi umeniba....

@msnmongare Nikikalia machine I’ll

@juniordred1 If you copied the credentials well and ensured that the app is active, then share the error you are getting and the API you are consuming

It’s been a while - let’s discuss payments and integrations❔🔥. Ask Me Anything about Safaricom Daraja APIs, including: - M-Pesa Express (STK Push) - C2B - B2C - Account Balance API - Pull Transaction - Reversals - Authorization and security flows feel free to engage, ask your questions in the comments or inbox me. ---

@msnmongare You have two project you are working concurrently and each needs mpesa integration, one has a working sandbox credentials, creating credentials for the other project inaleta mashida tu. You change to use the working one and surprisingly inafanya. Wozzap

@juniordred1 Explain more.. sijaelewa