Junior

I’m making this my pinned tweet

It is child abuse to feed your kid sloppy joes tbh

Religious psychosis is crazy because one minute you’re eating a spicy chicken and the next someone is talking about planets not being real because they’re not in the Bible

fish probably love being made into a soup... "brings me back" type shit

I don’t even wanna get up to turn the light off

it’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about the evil dead franchise”

white people be like this song was on the nhl 19 soundtrack

@_Shells7 We used to have it all on here, we used to be something

They don’t tweet lyrics like they used to

New Kacey album…leagues better than Star Crossed

Kinda freezing my ass off in this house tonight

Yeah, that Kacey Musgraves merch email just hit my inbox, about damn time

@bruffsz Just in general, it’s an art that’s seldom seen now

Gas prices got higher and suddenly everyone loves a Prius, it’s me, I’m everyone

So locked in at work I don’t even wanna look at computer screens when I get off of work

Local H coming to the Rialto…but as an opener…worth it to show up just for them

Just one is all it takes

A stroke*

Stroking is the silent killer