jurtz ♡

@DwarfInAFlask_ @Azuki i miss my beanz

2 years in the making finally got my @Azuki IKZ MFERS ⛩️

@MasterChiefNFTs lemme stay a minuteee

@jurtzz go back into hibernation woman 😭

Scared money don’t make money

@MasterChiefNFTs replace an o with a c and I’ll hear u out

i smell a diabolical cook coming soon 😉🔺

@Crypto__Larisa oui oui

Waiting is your biggest enemy. If you dont start now, someone else will. Don’t let them leave you behind. Don't wait any longer and start building.

@DragonKoiBoi sounds like her and i would get along

My daughter to me at Disneyland: “Azuki BAD. Like REAL BAD. Oh and that IKZ tat straight dog shit, pops.” (Real)

@dachshundwizard wait stop did u fr order these

I just bought these crocs - Ask me anything

@0xkovv iced

I’m going to ask you all a very simple question and i’m only going to ask it once. Hot or Iced coffee?

@DragonKoiBoi it’s bedtime now gn y’all xoxo

@DragonKoiBoi well this feels intimate lol

@MINHxDYNASTY agreed

kbbq is underrated

@NFT_Nari from the ded

@jurtzz Jurtz has risen

would you rather smoke meth one time or be a hooker in detroit on july 4th weekend

@MasterChiefNFTs so it’s a date

@jurtzz Both

@fauxfiend imy2 :(

@minhoeth i’m still deciding lol

@jurtzz wait youre back

@11Shozen depends on where my stepdad is during july 4th weekend

@jurtzz Which one’s more fun

@xyztoni i guess u could pick both

@jurtzz Interesting choices

@bagsman i need more

This morning I walked into a cafe wearing my Azuki Twin Tigers Jacket™️ and the room went silent. “S-sir, is that the Azuki Twin Tigers Jacket™️?!” the barista asked. I nodded. Everyone gasped and I was ushered to the front of the line. “This one’s on us” said the barista. “Order anything you want.” “Just an espresso shot—and not the Twitter space” I joked with a wink. The entire room burst into laughter as patrons began crowding around me, asking for autographs. “Your Azuki Twin Tigers Jacket™️ is even more beautiful up close!” a middle-aged man exclaimed. “Go ahead and feel it” I offered. Tears of joy ran down the man’s face as he softly caressed the glimmering blue silk fibers of my Azuki Twin Tigers Jacket™️. A woman thrust her crying baby into my arms for a photo. Upon contact with the pillowy-soft exterior of my Azuki Twin Tigers Jacket™️, the child immediately stopped crying and smiled. “IKZ!” said the baby. “Omg, those were his first words!” exclaimed the mother. “Can I rename my son after you?!” she pleaded. “Name him Zagabond” I replied. The mother beamed and rushed off to initiate the legal name change process. Suddenly, a voice cut through the noisy cafe: “Your espresso shot is ready!” I parted the crowd and strode back toward the counter, unzipping my Azuki Twin Tigers Jacket™️ as I walked to reveal a glimpse of its ruby red interior. Three people fainted at the sight. “Don’t worry,” I assured the onlookers. I knelt beside the unconscious trio and brushed the sleeve of my Azuki Twin Tigers Jacket™️ across their foreheads. The people regained consciousness immediately. I reached the counter and downed my espresso shot in one sip. The barista started to spin her iPad around for a tip before catching herself. “S-so sorry” the barista stammered. “We should be tipping YOU for this life-changing experience.” “You’re right” I agreed. I reached into the sleek yet spacious pocket of my Azuki Twin Tigers Jacket™️ and pulled out my phone to call my dev friend, Skylark. Skylark instructed me over FaceTime as I hacked the iPad so that all the cafe’s future tips would send directly to my bank account. Finally, I was ready to leave the cafe. Before stepping through the door, I turned back and lifted the arm of my Azuki Twin Tigers Jacket™️ to give the adoring crowd a parting wave. “Have a nice day!” I said. “We’ve already had the best day ever… thanks to you!” said the Barista. The other customers nodded frantically in agreement. “IKZ!” I said with a smile as I stepped into the crisp outdoor air. “IKZ!” the crowd echoed as they watched me depart.

@dachshundwizard i was gone so long i missed nyc :(

I’m so excited to continue to see people post screenshots of the market. Also who gave me Covid from NFT NYC? Haven’t been this sick in a long time.