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@Ndonglaw043 Say something about ntsa speed limits.

We are at 11,000 Thank you everyone. Here we speak about Rule of Law, Justice & Constitutionalism. May it Keep raining⚖️☕️

@MuindiccOne @Ademba_47 Keep on proving your foolishness to strangers. You have the platform.

@jusmehta @Ademba_47 Wewe Ni pimbi

What kind of embarrassment is this? Kwani 527 bloggers wote ni high school dropouts. Hawa ndo watapiga Kura.

@JCarhire We know our cars. 😉

What makes people wapime fuel na macho? Mtu amenitoa kazi vizuri sana, akaniambia hata niache gari yangu, nimbebe na yake. Nikakubali, nikajua nimeangukia soft life. Nikiingia, naona fuel light imewaka. Nikauliza, “Hii mafuta iko sawa kweli?” Akanijibu kwa confidence ya mechanic wa Formula 1: “Hiyo inaweza fika Murang’a na irudi.” Let me tell you, Maina… after barely 10km, gari ikazimikia Thika Road! 🥲 Yaani Mercedes imeamua kuanza intermittent fasting juu ya fuel. Imebidi nipande Uber, nimuache huko akipima remaining fuel na macho. Siwezi hata saidia yeye. Watu wa “hii inaweza fika” mnatumianga hesabu gani?

@MuindiccOne @Ademba_47 Sio kukuliko kama hukuelewa tweet yangu. Huwa mnatweet fwaa..

@jusmehta @Ademba_47 Wewe Ni fala August house means parliament.

@JCarhire We learn through mistakes. Gari isonge.

Mechanics of X, is it safe to drive when the brake pads have fallen off, or should the car be parked immediately? Asking before someone turns the road into a practical exam.

@ItsJeffreyJeff Kama leo unaona hadi parliament ukiwa alsops. Bad times bwana.

Huku kwa ploti parking lot hua imejaa daily.. Ni kama watu wamerudi kutumia matatu

@Nyarsakwa_ Buy minutes like the rest.

Network aside, did they increase the cost of calls per minute? Airtime unapigia mtu mmoja 100 bob imeisha😭😭

@Ja_Konyango Talk of the sperm now. The other side of the story matters a lot.

The ovum is viable for only 24 hours So averagely mtu hukuwa fertile for about 12 days a year Enyewe kushika mimba ni choice

@ignyharaz2 Don't joke with the tech, you can never miss the target so long as your feet are on top of the raised surfaces.

Hapa unahitaji skills otherwise mzigo itaenda Tanzania ama Uganda. Gaitho might never hit the target in such hole

Thika road so clear you wonder whether everyone's working from home.

@Bookten8 @alfredmwitike2 Taking shape, taking shape here and there.

Runyenjes Modern Market in Embu taking shape

@Ademba_47 Lack of funds jomba.

Wale tunatumia Thika Road tukienda kazi asubuhi, have you noticed traffic imepungua in the last few weeks? Hakuna as many personal cars kwa barabara like hapo kitambo. What might be the reason?

@Dr_AustinOmondi Don know when people will learn that the so called friendships are anchored on situational benefits. Nothing like genuine friendship in life.

@dklaston @kilundeezy Camera man's timing.

@kilundeezy Skit

Nairobi CBD imeenda hivo 😂😂😭

@fredmungai @Kalasinga_ You don't live in Kenya. There is a prepay system even in corruption corridors.

@Kalasinga_ Am hoping Matatu na wa Miraa waingie system. Speed cameras should be their only medicine.

Have any matatu owners been sent those speeding fines? Matatu guys seem to be blasting through every 50 zone without a care in the world.

@Onorpik Ni bei zimepanda ama mimi ndio sina maziwa?

I sold mine in 2021 for 780k , even more clean 2010 model, I should have waited!

@IoTDevMelvin Not without execution. We do not fear the unknown.

@jusmehta Some things are just bad ideas. Like going live and pouring petrol on your self and lighting yourself on fire🔥. Can’t you be the first? A bad idea is just a bad idea.

Show me which country has motoring Enthusiasts, those you meant, heading the boards of their NTSA or TSA like US in their countries. Show me any. If it’s such a good idea for Kenya.

@bungomaduke Mca alimpea job description ya kufool villagers. Chesaa.

This is the reason why I believe hizo contracts za kutengeneza barabara should be awarded to foreign engineers alafu hawa engineers wa Kenya wapewe zile Kazi za mkono. This is what our very qualified Civil engineer is doing hapa village. Alipewa contract na MCA. Letu jicho Tu