ASTRO

@_falsi1ke It's when you are fighting for air to breath that you realize you are drowning and you realize you need to swim back up,

Unfollow her. Unfriend her. Stop checking her stories. Stop stalking who she’s with. She’s not coming back, and even if she does, it won’t be the same. Never chase a woman who is not interested in you. Never.

@Evanso_Spyce Uyo morio happily writing this tweet....

Kuna morio Wangu hapa anauliza mtu akitaka kuacha kunyonga anafanya aje

@ItsLeecapalot 😂😂😂 kiiiidogo ivi....

Nothing beats a good mechi with your sister,kwanza akitumia pad imeharibika,ku finesse mamaye 😂😂

Tea bag Majani chai

Sisi overthinkers hatuhitaji external community when your mind is always in maandamano.

@Okumu_001 Weights and measures act ...

Sikatai we rise by lifting others, but off late mumekuwa wazito jameni

@supuypweza 😂😂 Saa Ii chemistry Unajua ni titration tu...

Nishawai copy exam ya chemistry nikapata A nikapelekwa contest,,,niliangusha shule hadi flag ikawekwa nusu.

Make it your habit of choosing people whom you want in your life, cutting people off should be your biggest ability and talent if you have none.

I helped my neighbor fix her washing machine. She was so grateful she said, “Thank you so much, I could marry you.” I couldn’t believe it. You do something nice for someone, and they threaten to ruin your life.

The way Kenyans identify a plainclothes police officer in a crowd should be studied 😂😂

Having sex is not gone heal no heartbreak.DRUGS …. You gotta do drugs baby

@AllanNyash Playlist Moto Moto Hadi unarelate na msanii 😂😂😂😂....

Mike Rua .....

I’m crying real tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SomoinaKapeen Leta simu tudelete Ii....

Shida za kutovaa contraptions mnaita suruali ni ati unamwaga unaiskia ikiteremka kwa thighs😬

@peterpages25 @tii_bag You get old and die but it doesn't change the running of the matrix, in a simulation, everything already exists, it's the people and everything inside it that gives it meaning, The day has never changed it's color, the sky has never changed to black, or the oceans to red,

@just_Fanucci @tii_bag It can't be the same day if we get old and die.

What really causes deja vu? The number of times I've felt of my various experiences being familiar is insane, I'm starting to get worried

@dimvji Sometimes you outgrow even your friends..

life got so serious, me and my friends barely talk now

“you’re up early” bold of you to assume ive slept

Accepting my flaws by future is a great song. 💯💯