MICHAEL

@Unkle_K 60 STROKES EACH ANKLEEE

He just needs strawberry mint hair growth oil, and just brush at all 8 angles DO NOT miss an angle

@TouchlineX 4th*

RASMUS HOJLUND SCORES HIS 5TH GOAL OF THE SEASON! 🔥🔥🔥

@cfctrolly @@milito_633

Maresca should be punished he should travel back to London on his draws only

@cfctrolly I agree

@UTDDengv2 Cuhna as a winger

Can someone tell me what's wrong with my tactics, restarted my Yanited save and i'm about to eat the sack again😭😭

@eurofootcom FACTS

🇳🇬🗣️ Victor Boniface: "Life is like a shoe, you cannot drink a cow because the earth is carrot. Think about it." 🤔

@stateoffooty Damn how many eyes y’all got😂

this is what we do.

@milito_633 @7a5in PL champions aint midtable lil bro

@7a5in mahrez x vardy ?

@FabrizioRomano Might have to put something on the grill...

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Erik ten Hag has just been SACKED by Bayer Leverkusen. Decision made by the club’s hierarchy this morning and manager informed right now.

@FabrizioRomano HOLDDDDDD BITCH

@BBCSport He never said he hates his kids. That quote is factually WRONG.

Ruben Amorim saying it how it is. #MUFC

@cfctrolly I agree... he's a very good misser of big chances

@just_michael25 Hold what? Im saying he looks good on that

This is a very impressive fail comp

@cornski Nigga is that cum???

dumbass nigga crawled into the wrong house

@DevildetailsMU @chopdnd Fab said today that Chevalier will be the No.1 so I think this is real. It now depends on what he does. Sit on the bench at PSG and leave on a free or leave now. youtu.be/x33Nrh4jC98?si…

A few questions has he peaked or has he just hit his peak? 319 First Team appearances that’s 8 + 38 game seasons in football terms he’s 30 not 26. @chopdnd we spoke about this! He makes 200k a week and one year left on his contract, are PSG cashing in now because his market value is at its highest? Or are his agents using Man United to get a new contract?

Gianluigi Donnarumma error record! Does excellent shot stopping make up for lapses in concentration? This is extensive data on his errors ‼️‼️ Serie A Errors in 215 appearances 15/16. 3 leading to a shot, 1 to a goal 16/17. 2 shots, 3 goals & 1 penalty 17/18. 4 shots & 4 goals 18/19. 1 shot & 2 goals 19/20. 4 shots & 3 goals 20/21. 1 shot and 1 goal Ligue 1 Errors in 104 appearances 21/22. 2 errors leading to a shot 22/23. 1 shot, 3 goal & 1 Penalty 23/24. 3 shots, 1 goal & 1 Penalty 24/25. No Errors ✅ I’ll shorten errors in Europe got tired of writing this up sorry it’s a lot 😂 PSG UCL 20/21 - 2025 6 errors total *4x Champions league campaigns* Milan UEL 17/18 & 20/21 2 errors total *2x Europa League Campaigns* Bear in mind the left out cup competitions, international games etc but I do wonder if Man United fans can stomach errors from a new GK if his shot stopping is excellent 🤔 I got more to say here👇🏿

@DevildetailsMU I see what ur saying but I have 2 arguements. 1. You could say that although he's played a lot of games for a 26yr old, that doesn't change the fact he started at 16 and most of those errors came btw 16 and 23. 2. How does his errors per season compare with other top keepers?

@milito_633 @Arsenal I have someone for you

@Arsenal we seriously need a lw man, this guy is holding us back so much

Finishing pre-season on a high 💪 Watch all the goals and highlights from our win against Athletic Club 👇

@UtdDistrict Those yellow stairs...

Behind the scenes of Benjamin Šeško's first day at a #mufc player 🤩