Barry B.

@ThexyBeatht_2 Clearly, they mean me. 😘

Who this? 👀

Wishing the happiest of happy birthdays to the original Gomez Addams, actor John Astin who is 96 today.

@stinkythinktank J. Geils Band Cheap Trick The Who I graduated in 1981. Yours?

For that reason... I recommend asking "Who was your favorite band... in High School?" That leads to a way better answer and follow up than "What kind of music do you like?" Trust me. This is me job. Ask about High School. Follow up with "And then..." You are welcome.

@stinkythinktank Petco Park has tons of great food. The trolley takes you to the game. It’s awesome.

@justbarryb The absolute most interesting parts of baseball are those who cheat at baseball. And hot dogs.

I keep pretending to like baseball to fit in with people who actually like baseball, but I don't know why. Its not like baseball fans are somehow cooler than me.

Happy 83rd birthday Eric Idle. Know what I mean? Eh, eh, Nudge nudge, Say no more?

Happy birthday, Marlin Perkins. He stayed at the base camp while Jim wrestled the giant anaconda.

@ThexyBeatht_2 Ready for a pixie and life on the beach?

@justbarryb But first 😏

“Ma’am, what would you like on your sub?” Me: Handcuffs. Now do as I say

@bustertheskacat It pisses off the Tories when you do.

don’t know why i bother when everything is pointless

@bustertheskacat I live in a kakistocracy and the lunatics have not only taken over the asylum, they’re recruiting idiots. So very not happy.

i am not happy are you also not happy?

@MomOnFire This one or “the Big Sleep.”

I watched “Double Indemnity” (1944) the other day. At first, I thought it was dated and corny, but by the end I was on the edge of my seat. They say this is the greatest example of classic film noir. Billy Wilder is the man.

Happy birthday, Captain Tightpants, Nathan Fillion.

Happy birthday, Captain Tightpants, Nathan Fillion.

Far Side Friday #FarSideFriday

@ThexyBeatht_2 As long as we don’t rub it in my eyes. Again.

@justbarryb Ghost pepper sauce please

I like my men like I like my chicken wings. Bone in

Happy Birthday to an awesome photographer, singer, biologist; the guy who directed The Bangles "Going Down To Liverpool" and owned an exotic pet store: Leonard Nimoy. Oh, he did play Spock also.

@Jane_Doe82 That is both awesome and hysterical.

A Democrat won a legislative seat in Mar-a-Lago’s district lol

FRODO: What are we holding on to, Sam? SAM: That there is some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.