D.O

@JustZnje @MrZlife_ Client setting her up to fail

That ain’t “setting boundaries,” . That’s toddler-with-a-hibachi-knife energy. You didn’t protect your peace, you just nuked your own bag and the customer’s entire function in one petty-ass button click. You a chef, not a cartel boss. People pay late because life be life-ing. Your invoice had the communication skills of a brick wall and now you’re surprised it backfired? Congratulations, you played yourself in 4K. The customer probably already found another hibachi guy who doesn’t throw tantrums like it’s a TikTok skit. This the exact reason small business owners stay small y’all too busy winning imaginary arguments on the internet instead of securing the bag and building real systems. “Soul food” vibes my ass, this was straight spite soup. Now watch the replies flood in defending this clownery like it’s a personality trait. “He set boundaries tho 🥹” Nah, he set a L on fire and called it a W.

I sent an invoice 3 weeks ago, customer paid it 2am last night the event is at 12pm today. I’m gonna refund at 11am. 👍🏾

@MrZlife_ @DanielValantine Ora4Ora

@im_Kappachino This is what I keep saying & why I doubt I’ll ever start LIFESTYLE CONTENT no matter the money involved. I believe there’s a spirit that doesn’t let them know when to stop. The engagement and the money blind them Might not be today or tomorrow, but YOU MUST OVER SHARE SHA NI.

Your dey use your wife vulnerable moment as content. Make we still go watch as your wife born for YouTube Nothing wey una no dey monetize. AYYTBJ

@Jfadconsult @omotomilola @grok Ha! Egbon! Single gear ke?

@omotomilola @grok please educate her, does the gear selection tagged S in an automatic gear system mean sport or single gear? Is it healthy for the car to drive regularly using the S instead of D selection

Driving on Lagos Ibadan expressway yesterday and my husband changed the gear from D to S. Then he said “I just want to check something.” I replied “I always drive in S.” He said “with the Forerunner too?” I said yes. He was aghast! Now, I never set out to drive in S 1/

@Utdbrizzy @grok I don’t need to check comments or grok answer before I ask “Suarez” nah goat? As a matter of fact I think another Liverpool player did it. I think Yak had 2 not 3 Now let me check comments. lol

Hey @grok verify this

How we are all pulling up at LUMI on 25th April 2026 !!! Don’t miss it !!!

@BAMBAD___ No worry, you don hack am Congratulations bro.

Guysssssss, I have good news, so wifey and I became business partners , we are launching our Nigerian restaurant & standard beer parlour in Barnsley, suya sport and football screen dey too. It’s Official! LUMI Restaurant & Gardens Launch 🥂 Dear loved ones, The wait is over! Please join me and my baby as we open the doors to LUMI Restaurant & Gardens on Saturday, April 25th, 2026. It’s beyond the taste it’s an Experience. Please mark your calendars and help us start this journey with a bang! Address : 32, Hornby street, S70 4DA Barnsley Time 1pm I will love you all to come support us please 🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌

Be in London. Take route 11 bus. Try to be the first one to board, get onto the upper deck and take the front row. Thank me later!

@SocialEngland66 What’s with America “tip” culture? Don’t they get paid? Just curious

If I ever went America, no one’s getting tipped.

Stay vigilant! Don't get scammed under the guise of "good deals" 🙏🙏

@tobyasky @sisiolojuede Tobi please if you ever need anything to fight this useless smelly thing please don’t hesitate to reach out. Just imagine the rubbish. Women have real work to do.

Woke up to lots of tags 😭 Yet, you’re wondering why rape victims never get justice, it is because of losers like this. Firstly, I’ve never been involved in anything this dimwit has accused me of. She’s come into a war of words with me, she lost, she cried, and afterwards, decided to start saying all of these things without any proof. I know she is deranged, everyone does, and I pity the ones who think she’s fighting for their cause. Called my father a bastard - failed Called me ugly - failed Called me low life - failed Okay I’ll call him a rapist since I cannot win. I’ll be receiving advice but will make my first report to the Home Office, just if she bothers entering the UK. I’ll also make my reports to other necessary embassies, as I consider them low-hanging fruits, and effective. Oya make Una reduce the tag, this person is an actual nonentity. I surely pity the brands that work with her. I’ll receive advice.

@ADEWUMI288 @thebolamontana Swears 😂😂🤣

@thebolamontana More like “ who are these peasants”😁😁😁😁

Abroad aunties visiting Nigeria for the first time in years:

With the numbers of seeds in this small tangerine, I’ll like to submit my application as GMO ambassador. Radarada shaaa

Bro I’m crying, just saw Jaecoo 8 advert… I’m not even done admiring the 7

@Tobeech @theadeszn I guess you taking Pro then

PS5 was £450 and now we’re looking at £570–£790 for the same gen. They’re not just selling consoles anymore, they’re softening us up so £800–£900 for a PS6 feels “normal.”

@DAMIADENUGA See how this Egbon come dey lie for hits don’t lie 🤣🤣😂

Now, I want my credit from Don Jazzy. I connected Wande Coal to him because I didn’t have the capacity to sign him… — Konga

@r_effizy1 @tundemoore_xx 😂😂😅

@tundemoore_xx Dem go streak am wetin no good😂

That 2nd frame, the amount of embarrassment that will be going on in his DMs right now.

@broccoliboygreg Broooooooooo

The struggle of JAPA ✈️

RIP MOHBAD 🕯️