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No debts Ideal weight Minimum 8 hours of sleep Excellent mental health Right nutrition 0 Alcohol This was my peak I was 10

Tweet posted in 2022, how is that possible 😳

2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus

If Adam and Eva were the first humans and they were white then where did black people come from.

*childhood me thinking i’d be rich and own a house by 2026* a random day in 2026:

How the end of the month sees my salary finally entering my bank account…

Coming home drunk at 6 AM after a banger night and your parents are already having their first coffee

@UltraLinx Banger 💥

Cool site for apps and stuff for Mac macfolio.com

@ayeejuju @drakken79

what does this tattoo mean

Japan

met a guy who makes $500k a month on YouTube with AI working 2 hours a week 99% profit margins everything is automated by AI his business is growing at 300% per month and runs completely on autopilot and the best part? I completely made this up

@beyoumf ok.

how do you text "okay" but in the rudest way possible

@amazing_physics Pokémon World

What would you name this exoplanet?

21 years ago today, Jawed Karim uploaded the first video to @YouTube called "Me at the zoo"

Why does your brain ignore the second “in” in in a sentence like this one?

That wasn’t a regular brownie

hehehe

33 years from today the date will be 4/20/69 Let that sink in

If you miss 420, just wait until 422. Because 422 is 420, too