Damon

@petalilie can we see the cat

why did i lose 100 followers over this omg it was a joke bc i put down a deposit on a cat 😭 anyone who knows me even a little knows that i will not be having children lmao

@EasyWithAces 1st - Liverpool 2nd - manchester city 3rd - Arsenal 4th - Chelsea 5th - Bournemouth 6th - Spurs 7th - villa 8th - newcastle 9th - united 10th - Brighton

1st - Manchester City 2nd - Liverpool 3rd - Chelsea 4th - Arsenal 5th - Villa 6th - Spurs 7th - United 8th - Everton 9th - Newcastle 10th - Palace Bang in a reply before the season starts and I'll sort out a prize if anyone gets correct order!

@ConventionRudy @De1taone @JBTFooty brother every top class striker has said VVD is the hardest to play against.

@De1taone @JBTFooty What are you 15 years old ?. Defenders can make tackles without giving away pens if they’re any good. Van Dijk totally fucked up here. He’s built a career on looking casual and he got away with it for a while. But now people are starting to see through his bullshit

🗣️ | Roy Keane on Virgil van Dijk: "This is exactly how Van Dijk got his never dribbled past record, he’s an awful defender."

@Red_Staal ill bring her to your house no worries

@justeata_cookie does that mean I have to go outside? not sure if I'm ready for that

zuk helm on the ultimate ironman words cannot describe

@petalilie yes

would u take this shot w me

@Toucann_ i wish you were in me

unfortunately i am in birmingham

@jadektty some wine might help

@jadektty drink beer instead

cider kinda tastes like piss

todays hangover will be cured by more beer

@Wedges_ gimme a sec ill drive to Albania

I think the Mrs is sold on the idea …

How easy is it to sneak a kitten back from Albania? Asking for a friend! Ps his names Carrot

@justeata_cookie My goat, thank you for your service 🙏

another day of being the drunkest one at the party. Its a tough job but it needs to be done

@PneFcRS @osrskaitie sit

@valluns why cant i open it? can you dm it to me? i would like to see it. i have been trying for 2 hours

@RS_Nordstrand cheers king

just bought 25 costco hot dogs