Justin Cappa
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Justin Cappa
@justincappa
TV writer (Strahan, Sara & Keke on ABC, formerly @fallontonight on NBC, some other stuff). Opinions are my own, especially the really good ones.
Katılım Kasım 2010
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@Bernstein i also legitimately think it was the first sign that rich boomers would doom our country
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It's hard to explain to a young person why this was so disappointing. A few factors: First, this may have been the most hyped movie in history. There was a monoculture still. Grownups who were kids when the original released now had young kids of their own.
Best of Star Wars@bestofstarwar
“I genuinely can't understand how the previous generation saw this in 1999 and said "this sucks".”
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I’m shocked at the disgusting things Trump has tweeted after Rob Reiner and now Mueller have died, because now he can’t use them for Biden.
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Back in the day, they called me the Jack Ruby of interns (tried to help, ended up making things worse, wore a fedora).
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More like Not-So-Strait of Hormuz.
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: Trump reportedly briefed that Iran’s new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is probably gay.
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I still can’t believe the Ayatollah died not knowing Zendaya and Tom Holland were married.
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First, Trump went after the Supreme Court. Then, the Supreme Leader. I know where this is headed and we need to protect Diana Ross.
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If they wanted nobody to see them, they should have released the Epstein files in the Melania movie.
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So, it’s not just his computers that have bad virus protection.
New York Post@nypost
Epstein claimed Bill Gates caught STD from ‘sex with Russian girls’ in latest files released by DOJ #Echobox=1769800041" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">nypost.com/2026/01/30/us-…
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Choosing to do this in The Wall Street Journal still feels a little antisemitic.
Complex Music@ComplexMusic
Ye (fka Kanye West) has issued a formal apology in The Wall Street Journal “I am not a Nazi or an antisemite. I love Jewish people”
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Golden Globe winners always look like they’re asking if you need more freshly ground pepper.
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I keep confusing DMT and DMV because they both make 10 minutes feel like a lifetime.
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“You like and subscribe! You really like and subscribe!”
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
The Oscars will stream exclusively on YouTube, starting in 2029.
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The dentist office in Epstein’s mansion is the one place we know Prince Andrew didn’t visit.
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