mateo

huge win, appreciate you for listening @ray_ban, after discontinuing my frames in 2023, they made the rare decision to bring them back this year

we need to have a word about why you discontinued my favorite glasses frame @ray_ban . why are you trying to make me look worse than i already do?

game day

it continues

welcome back to hell

it is time restaurants are held accountable for claiming to have a smash burger when it’s just a normal burger patty

my wife is officially in remission #fuckleukemia

please help @vanawkward reach his fundraising goals for the 2025 nyc marathon! haku.ly/e56fd78b4f

@pfisher6 i have receipts

I’ve never said anything bad about Zion Williamson, btw

~ 350,265,600 seconds

it’s ken ganley kia commercial season again

@BarstoolBigCat you were right. It was awesome watching SKUBAL today. #GrandSalami #GuardiWINS

akron, florida was a special place to visit

who designed the basketball jerseys for the olympics @nikebasketball? whoever it was they should be required to publicly apologize

get embiid off the court

do any human beings work in your customer service department @fedex because your robot will not route me to a human

drive in and drive thru are different btw

culver’s is leading the drive thru burger category by 3,000 miles.

cargo pants wearers got dragged for years by women and now it’s a women’s fashion trend to wear cargos

the @nba knows how bad these in-season tournament courts look right?