Justus Baron

In the spirit of THANKSGIVING 💃✅🙏

@iamdpassword 2 different female friends lived with me for 6 and 3 months respectively, my male friends were already praising me at the time I told them nothing happened while we slept on same bed. They all asked if I was impotent.

During NYSC, a guy and a lady in our lodge became very close friends. They studied together. Ate together. Traveled together. Everyone was convinced they were secretly dating. One weekend, heavy rain flooded the roads. She couldn't get home. The only safe option was to spend the night in his one-room apartment. By morning, half the compound had already written their own version of the story. "Something definitely happened." "We're adults, let's not pretend." They never bothered defending themselves. Ten years later she attended his wedding. He attended hers. They still call each other every birthday. One day someone finally asked him in our Whatsapp group chat: "Be honest what really happened that night?" He laughed. "We argued over who would sleep on the bed." "She won." "I slept on the floor, snored all night, and woke up with back pain." Then he added something I'll never forget: "People often mistake opportunity for intention." Just because something could happen... doesn't mean it did.

@Eifemide In advance to her mother's daughter.

There’s this peace I have, knowing that the God who has brought me this far, will not leave me stranded!🙏🏾🤍 Thank you Precious Jesus for keeping me through it all🙏🏾 Happy Birthday in advance fine gurl🤍 #June29 #Big30💃🏾

@ChocoBaybi 🙄🙄

I’m already tired for today and it’s just noon 😩

@Blue_Footy Always in talk. Those mfs know nothing

‼️As things stand, Chelsea will begin a 4th consecutive season without a front-of-shirt sponsor after a deal with IFS finished at the end of the 2025-26 campaign. A source with knowledge of the situation said they are in talks with a number of potential partners. ~ @reallycerys

@oku_yungx 0000000000000.1 day

The longest you have stayed without sex?

Let me do a little football argument today, Mr Bayo: You are free to love Ronaldo, but you cannot make an argument that he is greater than Messi. What metrics do you want to measure with? Messi beats Ronaldo across the board. But let’s flip their records. Would Messi still be greater than Cristiano Ronaldo if: Messi had 35 trophies, while Ronaldo had 46, the highest in the world? Messi had five Ballon d’Ors, while Ronaldo had eight? Messi had 8 domestic titles, while Ronaldo had 13+? Messi had just the Euros and two Nations Leagues, while Ronaldo had a World Cup, two Copas, one Olympic medal, and one Finalissima? Messi had 2 FIFA The Best awards, while Ronaldo had 3? Messi had 4 Golden Shoes, while Ronaldo had 6? Messi had 0 World Cup Golden Balls, while Ronaldo had 2? Messi had 0 World Cup Golden Boots, while Ronaldo had 1? Messi had 960+ goals, while Ronaldo had 900+, but also the most assists, dribbles, and chances created, while playing two fewer years than him? Messi had 5 Champions League titles, while Ronaldo had 4? Messi had 0 Laureus Sports Awards, while Ronaldo had 1, the only footballer to win it? I could go on and on. But even in that scenario, Ronaldo fans would still not concede that Messi is better. But that is the reality we have here. The whole of football knows Messi is both better and greater. Ronaldo’s teammates attest to this. Messi’s teammates attest to this. Top coaches in the world attest to it: Pep Guardiola Jürgen Klopp Arsène Wenger José Mourinho Etc. Legends of football attest to it, and their careers attest to it. Messi is 39, and he is still playing with the highest creative and playmaking responsibility on the pitch. Ronaldo shifted from the wings to the box as early as 2015–2018. Now they are both at the twilight of their careers, and we see one still actively dictating play, while the other has become a shadow of his former self. Messi is better and greater than Ronaldo in all regards.

@instablog9ja Egusi Stew Efo riro Okra soup Orugbo soup

Lady sparks reactions as she poses a question for men

@larmmy E don answer?

How long has it been for Arsenal? Soro soke, Jaiye

@Eifemide ❤️❤️❤️

A baby girl greatly blessed by God🙏🏾❤️

@Naija_PR You don't finally repent, you no dey comot username again

What do y’all think?

@DLion_zz How is it 5 at the back?

Why playing 5 at the back against wrexham ?

@Thebiglade Alcatel

A phone brand we all used to know, but this generation has no idea it ever existed.

@oku_yungx Amen

If you have never had sex with anyone on this app, may God bless you.

@Wizarab10 Try Ilaje Pupuru it doesn't smell

It was in Lagos I knew that fufu smells. In my village, fufu doesn’t smell. You eat and wash your hand and everywhere is good. The one here, you would use soap, shampoo, alcohol, perfume and it would still smell. I stopped eating fufu a long time ago because of that.

@PwettyTem Buy solar

I just bought fuel… And I’m not happy at all.

@Eifemide Or 😜

Peace

@duchess_elina Where that one dey again?

Eba Island 🏝️ belongs to Ilaje LG, Ondo State. The End!

@oku_yungx BJ

What is a sexual satisfaction you didn’t know you liked until you experienced it?

@symplyDAPO check your DM please

@symplyDAPO Boss, I need you to do something for me. I have a picture I want you to work on, I already edited it just need the face to be clearer. What is your cost to do it? Please I don't have much o, so pity me

Mom life hit different today😭 A Kid straight up peed on the couch, mum hauls it outside to scrub & dry in the sun like a pro, which she has done many times. Unfortunately for her these garbage truck rolls up while she's inside for 2 minutes… and yo they just CARRIED the whole couch into the back like it was bulk trash week😭😭 Now the Dad's favorite sofa is GONE and dad pulls up from work after his afternoon shift in couple of hours. Who’s paying to replace it? 👉 The Mom? 👉 The Garbage guys? 👉 The Kid?? Drop your bets below 😂