Jutso LaLanne

@JonLambert44 @2KServersDown Watch your mouth Sonny

@2KServersDown one more time server down again on my 2K25 I will sue you got it bitch mean sue you servers on lock my fucking all my 2k of 2k19 2k18 2k17 2k16 2k15 2k14 got it bitch

Whoever had the idea to use the instrumental for Xzibit's 1996 single "Paparazzi" to close this episode from Season 1 of 'The Sopranos' is a genius

Best meatballs I’ve ever made… marking the date here.

Chicago uber drivers built diff. Some Ubers accept the trip knowing they ain’t coming to get you. hope you cancel & they get a fee. Most hold on for 5 or 10 mins before giving up but Ahmad held on for 45 MINS! Respect You lost today, but you gonna be a great scammer one day.

I'm obsessed with this dude on IG whose whole bit is frantically fixing manhole covers that have been misaligned with street markings lol

Another legendary ad for the MERRELL Moab

@mattwritesbooks is the shark tooth tucked in?

why is smoking the only addictions jobs give you breaks to do? i should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays

Here’s to swimming with bowlegged women

I need whatever sport coats the mayor from Jaws is wearing

I keep seeing people say that zohran will turn nyc into London. All I can say to that is, I call James Bond. I’m James Bond now and anyone telling you they’re James Bond is 1) a liar 2) copying

My last meal would have to be cooked by Bobby Flay

If protestors blocked my commute I’d simply not go to work

Maybe the only man A.I. can’t copy. Every sentence more random than the one before yet it’s still one beautiful cohesive thought.

Cracker of the Day #CTESPN

Sydney Sweeney do you like broke losers

@tilcman @TarrisReedJr @BpenfieldJ Did you see they discovered Storrs CT underneath the pyramids?!

…. Storrs sure has chanced a lot since I graduated in 2016 @TarrisReedJr @BpenfieldJ