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Pee after sex or you’ll get an F150

Did Temu do the new Apple update?

@flaireclood Cute 🥺

Watched a man smoke an entire cigarette without using his hands

Was really high last night and took this pic thinking it was soooo cool and artsy

Name one thing you can do for me that a BBQ hotdog can’t….

@flaireclood I know I have been bad this year❤️‍🔥

Happy nurses week❤️‍🔥

@flaireclood Jesus h Christ

My family doc was on vacation today so they had a filler inner who said to me “sorry I’m very anal” and I wanted to validate him (respecting a thorough doc) and said “it’s ok I like anal” and now I have to kill myself

A man still wouldn’t be able to find it

My boyfriends mom follows my insta so here is a pic of Ainsley with her Cunt lighter 🩷

Yes.. I am DTSITRA… down to swim in the river anytime

I am cute today .

@beepboop311 CANDLES? I need

Those are mini bathtub candles and they smell amazing

I need micheals to cool it on the extremely cute/cool home decor when I literally came here to just buy glitter

@beepboop311 Love hair color queen

The rule for my niece when she doesn’t lay down in ballet class is she gets pizza so I kept that same principle for me with macdonal because I didn’t lay down once!

Why is it so busy at work today??? I’m going to be tired for my ballet class tonight?!

Entire class after our teacher showed us a birthing video of triplets 🩷

My man’s just said “there’s no one else I’d rather be driving around with looking for ground beef” 🥹🩷

@beepboop311 @lilsheeshee Sayin tonite girl 🙈🙊

@juulsonjuuls @lilsheeshee Jill Marsh: primate hater

Haven’t really seen anyone use a monkey face emoji in a long time