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@Sugar_Pops_ @Wizarab10 Oya oya, jasmine bourne

Did somebody say crazy interview story???? 😭😭 My cousin got invited for an interview at one bank in Delta, but the date clashed with her baecation in South Africa. This girl looked me dēãd in the eye and said “Please just go for me. We already look like twins”. She was a he-goat for that idea but she wasn’t wrong. We did look alike 😩. When we stand together, people ask if we are twins. So I agreed after plenty begging and bribing, and we planned it down to every detail, including rehearsing her signature throughout the night till I got it perfectly. On the D-day, I wore one aggressive curly wig and made sure to do makeup, then added glasses to complete the disguise. I even wore fake hips because my cousin has bumbum but I didn’t. Now tell me why immediately I entered the interview office, the first person I saw sitting there was our older cousin that we call Uncle because of the age gap 💀💀💀 My soul left my body instantly. This criminal did NOT tell me she got the interview through him. She also forgot to mention he WORKS AT THE BANK. This man just looked at me and my heartbeat was going GBIM! GBIM!! GBIMGBIMGBIMGBIMGBIM!!!!!! One woman on the panel was still smiling and saying “relax, you seem nervous”. Madam, I’ve entered hot soup, feeling nervous is the least of my problems 😭😭😭 I managed to answer the questions while avoiding eye contact with my Uncle. He too was just giving me stares like “Tare continue, I want to see where this nonsense is going”. 😭 The interview ended and I didn’t even wait to collect water and lunch. I vanished from that building with supernatural speed. Later that evening when my Uncle called, I told him she had severe menstrual cramps, and she told him the same story too. He never exposed us. She got the job but left after 5 months because her boyfriend relocated her out of the country permanently. And till today, nobody in the family knows I risked police station to attend an interview under false identity. 🙂‍↔️ It’s only Jehovah that has been keeping me safe from my bad decisions.

@BurnleyOfficial You can do this for the world. The whole Chelsea fan base supports u with passion

On the road for the final time this season 🛣️ #BurnleyFC

@martinnsSzn Nice one

Efcc throw tear gas for hospital yesterday today efcc carry one of their staff go A/E them no gree attend to am 1-1😭

@PalmerErrandboy E no go collect keh. Emi ekun

I no need stadium to paste you sha

@chigozieboss @Fimiye Or "clap for yourself" 😂. Your own don done

@Fimiye Especially when it’s followed with “No worry” 😂😂

"nice one" no be compliment for street football o

@Sonicpsalm91 💪

@juzpapi Treat your woman well and you will have peace of mind… goodluck brother 💪

When you jam Agbako, na you go run commot for house

@Sonicpsalm91 There is nothing to clock, marriage is not an achievement. But a peaceful marriage is. Men don't like repetitive issues. Treat your man well. Goodluck

@juzpapi Married with 4 beautiful kids.. clock it

@danison80905 @kenkenlewu When e reach your turn, take it lightly

@kenkenlewu if woman won kill u,she nor go loud 📢🔊 am...e go jus dey inside her,she isn't gonna kill him...that's her way of keeping him grounded...though every men with their own understanding,buh I sha know say if ur woman won mud u,she nor go loud am 😏

My friend stopped eating his wife’s food for over a month now. Every single day, he leaves the house to buy food outside. According to him, during an argument one day, his wife said: “After God, your life is in my hands. I’m the one that cooks your food every day.” At first, he didn’t think much about it. Then during another fight, she repeated the exact same thing again. Since then, he has been scared she might poi s on him one day.

@neduokoyee @Sonicpsalm91 @maxvayshia Exactly

@juzpapi @Sonicpsalm91 @maxvayshia Thank you They evade accountability and proper communication They expect a man to always lead that talk even when she know she is wrong At some point the man gets tired and boom decides to stay silent

I would never touch or hit a woman (except in self defense). But you see that silent treatment? I have 5 Professorial degrees in it. I will wear you out till you either take responsibility or you leave voluntarily. Take your “maturity” to the bank.

@Sonicpsalm91 Lol , married with 2 beautiful children. And you?

@juzpapi If you get attitude you for no dey single bros

@Nirel01 @AnshFutbol And we know arsenal to be the 2nd horse in the Epl

@AnshFutbol We know Laliga to be two horse races every season.

Barcelona won their league, it didn't trend up to 10hrs. PSG won their league last night, nobody even cared. Bayern Munich won their league, I can't even remember when. Inter Milan won their league, I didn't notice. PSV Eindhoven won their league, I didn't see it anywhere. Just wait and see when Arsenal win the premier league.

@iamfadekemi_ Chike later break the pressure pump

Chaoooo mohbad told chike to apply pressure "chike fun won ni pressure" 😆😭

Chike no need permission to enter your woman... Abi how mohbad take sing am? 😹

@BekeeOzzy @maxvayshia Repetitive issue is more annoying and can lead to emotional trauma. Go silent and be indifferent.

@maxvayshia Calling it a 'degree' is wild. The silent treatment isn't a smart strategy, it just wears everyone out. True maturity is talking about the problem so everyone can move on.

@Sonicpsalm91 @neduokoyee @maxvayshia If you're smart enough, you'll know a man only give silent treatment whenever he's tired of repetition. Women are stubborn, they don't own their faults and change genuinely

@neduokoyee @maxvayshia And if you can read, there’s no where in your reply where you wrote •”when the woman is at fault “ I replied to what you typed bro

@chikwadodavid60 @maxvayshia Emotional blackmail. Not falling for it

@maxvayshia Beating has been abolished then the little as staying on my own is what u also want to abolish because I'm supposed to be mature

@olaide_hok @maxvayshia And still do that same thing she apologised for again. Those people are goated

@maxvayshia Better for you if she leaves voluntarily than for her to comeback after a long while to apologise.

@ANnadiotu @maxvayshia And when u give them all the attention they seek, they get bored and still look outside. Nothing u can do to please those snake siblings. Just do all you can for them without getting drained emotionally.

@maxvayshia If you've done something with women, you should know how those people reason. Some reason like goats sometimes... If you give them silent treatment, that's when they start entertaining outsiders. When you free them to do what they like, they see you as nonchalant

@agogo350563 @743Dharper Tear rubber o, no be tokunbo

@juzpapi @743Dharper Where they wan see money buy GLE coupe 😂🤌

Since Diego Costa left in 2016, Chelsea signed about 10 different strikers and not one of them could even give us a proper 20-goal season. Now the one striker who finally arrives and actually breaks that curse after just one season is who you think we are just going to hand over?😂