Mla.chake

Today i announce my retirement from football, Four different countries six different clubs, A boy from Muthurwa with a big dream, carrying a Nations pride everytime i stepped onto the pitch. To my family, friends, agent, the fans and the coaching staff that helped me throughout

@WilliamsRuto God won’t be mocked, you killer.

@PaddockGirl_44 Lil Skeleton & Lil Diki, dynamic duo. One is thin, the other is short, Together they become a nasty sort, They sit on cars and talk big, But in reality they're just pigs.

@bosire_jus40211 he doesn't have to be your option young man. it's a democratic country, you can go vote for your options. fucking child

Maraga is not an option

@kibeandy I missed your response to featuring in that puny lady dyanna cods video as vixen

@glennotiende @BeingXam akili imejaa shonde

@BeingXam Mimi Niko Na Nini?

Mnafanyanga kazi saa ngapi Ama pesa ya rent mnatoa wapi Msinikujie Ni swali tu Ju the ordinary Kenyan haezi travel from city to city akiconvince watu Wa register kuvote. On a weekday

@MikeSonko until the day you realise you are the god. all this other things are BS

Good morning watu wangu. I have just realised that money and wealth mean nothing but God means everything. Happy new month everyone.

@baroswahjr normalise switching up on your day ones and accept progress.

A Kenyan has created a WhatsApp group and added all the friends he helped but they never helped him back. He ranted about it but no one responded. Korom

Ye: "Do you believe it?" Mama: "I can believe it the way you are. Somebody gotta do it. You play tracks like Micheal Jordan shoot free throws"

spotify thinks its ads are unmatched. we survived this.

Spotify thinks we can’t handle ads on the free plan but we grew up watching this:

BLESTONOMY BLOATY

"start now" so I say to me.

@vinguard254 but he's an a$$ licker

I don't know about you but I find kalonzo to be mature, smart and intelligent 🤓

@WilliamsRuto so sad seeing a whole president try to convince his countrymen that he has performed. is sugoi hell? if it's not that's where he should be

Fanuel Anyanga from Uasin Gishu County - Jua Kali Association says AHP has created real work, earning him 10–15k weekly.

our army takes a lot of time learning the unnecessary. what a waste of D- students.

this trio should be jailed for failing us fans.