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@browasright @3randyn Hooray!!

@3randyn They saved the rapist, woohoo!

finding out the Knicks fan at the parade that tried to kiss the girl that woke him up actually OVERDOSED and needed Narcan to save his life. everyone helping in this video is a NYC legend

@itamarbengvir When these actions cause you to alienate yourself from the world and we refuse to protect you anymore, how exactly is that “protecting your citizens” you dense FUCKING RETARD. JUST THINK you blood thirsty hethen. This IS the way to protect your citizens.

על כל דמעה של אמא ישראלית, אלף אמהות לבנוניות צריכות לבכות. לבנון כולה צריכה לבעור! עם כל הכבוד לאמריקאים, ישראל חייבת להבהיר לעולם כולו שדם בנינו וביטחון אזרחנו איננו הפקר. לבנון כולה צריכה לבעור. חובתנו העליונה היא להגן על אזרחי ישראל ועל חיילי צה״ל, והמחויבות הזו קודמת לכל שיקול אחר. אמרתי לראש הממשלה, גם בישיבות בינינו: על כל דמעה של אמא ישראלית, אלף אימהות לבנוניות צריכות לבכות. מספיק עם הפינג־פונג. במזרח התיכון לא מנצחים בתגובות מדודות ובהכלה - צריך להשתגע. למחוק. להכריע את הטרור.

@ScienceDJX Average boomer reaction when ‘irrelevant country that has no impact on my life # 1’ drone attacks ‘irrelevant country that has no impact on my life # 2’ and civilians die and the threat of nuclear annihilation for the entire planet skyrockets 😎

That was amazing to watch. Russia’s air defense over Moscow is a sight to behold. 😳

The Rape Gang Inquiry Report. bit.ly/4uE5odw

@NUCLRGOLF Most ridiculous venue on the planet. This isn’t golf.

🌬️🏌️Expect absolute carnage at Shinnecock Hills this week #USOpen 🇺🇸

@Top100Rick That’s a little higher but I’m close to that. Teed up high and all the way forward in my stance.

Ever seen someone tee it up this high? With a low ball flight! If I did this, my clubhead would be damaged beyond belief. A friend of mine is an absolute cracker of the ball. Hits an awesome drive over and over, 250+ yards, wonderful ball flight that stays out of the wind. And tees the ball up an inch over the entire clubface!

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

@ShadyJackJones Pulling the club face down from the top of the swing. No drop of the hands. Club face not squared. The rest is history.

"Yo record my swing"

@mutantfrog25 @TomHolman62 @SaulGoodStocks @BeardedPresby @GbLightskin @CNN What a ridiculous false comparison. You assuming any woman from “Billy Bob’s” hometown wouldn’t have the same exact education level and opinions on dancing just shows how much of a midwit you are

@TomHolman62 @SaulGoodStocks @BeardedPresby @GbLightskin @CNN So you think Billy Bob who can’t get the “there, they’re, their” difference correct and thinks dancing is the devil more equipped to shepherd people to Jesus than a woman with an education, experience, and a pastoral background?

Thousands of Southern Baptists overwhelmingly voted to advance a formal ban on women pastors in the nation’s largest Protestant denomination. cnn.it/3S3Ar4O

@fiago7 Western NC! Franklin, Highlands, Cashiers, Hendersonville, Pishah National forest, Smokey mountain NP, Asheville

What are some underrated cities (or even more rural places) in the US I need to explore this summer? 🇺🇸

@AlbertJHeg @ArthurBoreman Freedom apparently is when your economic mobility is determined by your state, not by your own choices

@ArthurBoreman The illusion of freedom is the single biggest success of American capitalist elitism. You have a way bigger wealth disparity than even in the UK during the empire could have dreamt of

Brits in England: “This is the worst world cup ever!” Germans driving a Mustang through Georgia with the top down to a game: “🎶AND I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE!!!🎶”

@TheDudeFL69 FJ gloves >>

Alert the authorities. Mountains are blue again

@MidwestWeathe_r That’s panic man

A severe weather outbreak is expected tomorrow afternoon, evening, and into the early overnight hours with destructive wind gusts of 80-100 mph, strong tornadoes (short window), and very large hail.

@Joachim_Wien @johnso22273 @Inquisitio12 @Smthingedgy You accomplished nothing, you dodged drafts and did LSD and benefitted from a once in a millenia economic boom. Also worry about my social success, old man on Twitter

@jvd1883 @johnso22273 @Inquisitio12 @Smthingedgy Good point actually. What used to be the dissident Right here has become infested with student dumbasses as shrill and ignorant as Woke counterparts, but less socially successful.

@Joachim_Wien @johnso22273 @Inquisitio12 @Smthingedgy No you’re just old and don’t know how to age with dignity and grace like past generations. Instead you’re bitching and moaning at children on X. This is why you’re the first elderly generation in our nation’s history that is universally disrespectful. You’re just not serious

@Joachim_Wien @johnso22273 @Inquisitio12 @Smthingedgy I just want to let you know that Twitter is not for you. This space is for young people. I have no idea why a 60 something year old boomer would be bickering on the internet with kids. What the fuck is wrong with you? Go hang out with your grandkids you decrepit fuck.

@johnso22273 @Inquisitio12 @Smthingedgy What will be swinging is the back of my hand and what will be next to it is some student's stupid face.

@TyrReborn Lifelong dickhead more like

as a lifelong Christian and apologist, the further i go down the esoteric rabbit hole the more I worry that this is actually the correct take. There are thousands of connections between Jesus and Mithraic rituals, Chaldean deities, and pagan sun-gods- way too many to ignore.

@AP_Abacus Have you been living under a rock for the last six months?

The wish-casting for a rate hike is bizarre. Warsh was specifically installed to CUT RATES.

@BigSwingTempo Eh par 4 is the only one that doesn’t feel terrible. Double bogeying a par 5 is infuriating

A double bogey on a par 3 feels worse than one on a par 4 or 5. Can’t explain why

@NancyMace And if you don’t agree you’re just UNGRATEFUL and SPOILED and LAZY

@NancyMace Yes we need more generational wealth transfer! While we’re at it, we should make everyone under 20 work for their elders for FREE! Free lawn care, free cleaning. Sub 40 should also be BANNED from owning houses so the boomers can beef up their real estate portfolios! Bare minimum!

Seniors shouldn’t pay property taxes, do you agree?