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Oh THATS why Bayern…

man Drake dropped more albums in one night than kendrick fans got in the last 9 years

I don’t want no Kendrick Lamar fan to have an opinion on Drakes album, go listen to your squabble up ping pong music, we will listen to the real stuff that lasts.

“Naweza nyonya mboro na bado ni identify as a straight man.”

I decided to come here to the centre where peasants live to demonstrate that it is possible.

said 67 to my 9yo niece and she told me to grow up

This is still k!lling me 😭😭😭

@AdamNyc @ZacEnya Somali, English, Swahili and Oromo are the same thing to you?🥀

@ZacEnya All of thoses are the same thing 😂c

A random kid in NFD Nothern Kenya villages speaks fluent English, Fluent Swahili, Fluent Af Maay/AfSomali, Fluent afaan Boran/Oromo and decent Arabic.

@BiwoTitus @mathewmadayo @MoraraKebaso Always had, but #they demonize it

@mathewmadayo @MoraraKebaso Seems like communism has its pros

Some things will take me forever to understand. Why does a 1 and a half hour flight from Nairobi to Dar Es Salaam cost Ksh. 40,000 to Ksh 50,000 yet a 24 hour flight from Nairobi to China is Ksh 75,000. What exactly is going on? Why does accomodation for one night at a four star hotel in Kenya cost Ksh 20,000 yet in China a four star hotel is Ksh 5,000 per night? Why do borrowers in Kenya pay an interest rate of 18% to 22% for loans yet in China the interest rate is 3%. How will a kenyan company that is borrowing to expand its manufacturing technology or equipment compete with a chinese company that is borrowing 1 billion dollars at 3%?

This mf has a frog for a wife.

A small dick is natural, but a wide pussy is man-made.

@NoPeteh @ZaahidSulmi @georgediano I’m not even Somali but this is a blatant lie🥀, NE especially garissa county is one of the safest counties pound for pound if you exclude cross border attacks by you know who.

@ZaahidSulmi @georgediano Rape cases are higher in northern eastern Kenya than anywhere else

In Garissa Town, there are reports of brewing violence targeting people perceived as Nywele ngumu. A few rogue individuals have allegedly been attacking and in some cases, killing non-Somalis. In an area known as Bula Medina, a woman identified mkamba was reportedly attacked, raped, and stabbed. Her husband, together with neighbors who attempted to assist her, were also assaulted and are currently recuperating at Garissa Referral Hospital. These attacks against non-Muslims have reportedly been ongoing for some time, with some individuals even using social media to incite others, telling non-Muslims to return to their ancestral homes based on the belief that Garissa belongs exclusively to somalis. The picture below shows the County Commissioner visiting the victims. He is also said to be among those being targeted by the same rogue elements, who claim they do not want non-Somali commissioners, police officers, or OCS personnel in their areas. But my question is, are these people ready for nywele ngumu retaliation if we decide to go that route. Somalis are good people, but you see these imbeciles that came from Somali & issued with IDs illegally, they're terrorists & we are very ready for them. If this nonsense doesn't stop, very soon Kenya might turn into South Africa. Chesaa!!

Man sit yo dumb ass down

USA "seizes" Somalia "pirates" We know already, BBC. we know

hes giving charlie kirk

That SA discourse is similar to the Kenyan one where a whole University graduate is complaining about a Burundian who is in Kenya selling groundnuts. What exactly are you threatened about? Did you want to open a groundnuts selling business?

@travelwithntiru @odongo_billy @KhalifKairo They follow the Quran, it’s a theocracy.

@odongo_billy @KhalifKairo Theocratic or Autocratic?

Seeing reports of a coup underway in Iran.

The UK government actually destroyed Chelsea.

@elonmusk You are so invested. So dumb. So desperate. Take your Starlink to Iceland and freeze your ignorance there!!! 🚮