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@The_Only_Barbie @chelscreates this page is for bw positive promotion tho right

@chelscreates Literally none of yall look good in a blonde bussdown. It looks extremely fake and a mess

Thank goodness the blonde weave is gone.

@owenbroadcast you didn’t ask if it was a hamster

my wife’s friend has a kid. he’s three or four. im meeting him for the first time at this street fair. the other parents are all getting food, so its just me and him. me: so… do you have any pets? him: yes. his name is rex. perfect. this is a standard way for me to get in with a kid. me: is rex a dog? him: no. me: a cat? him: no. okay. now this is interesting. bird? no. oh, i got it. you have a fish. is he a fish? no. okay. now im locked in. what animal does this kid have? oh, maybe your dad keeps reptiles. lizard? no. turtle? no. …frog? no. the other parents have been getting food. there’s a long line. a long time has already passed. but im on a quest now. i am totally absorbed into deducing what weird animal this kid has. is he rich? i don’t think so. “is rex a horse?”. “no”. what else is there? monkey? do you have a monkey at your house? no. so now im just sitting there, staring off with this three year old, who i don’t really know yet - completely vexed. snake? no. rabbit? no. does your dad keep moles or something? mole? no. …octopus? no. clam? does your dad keep some kind of clam in a tank at your house? “no.” his mom walks back over with food. i say, “hey, he’s telling me about rex.” and she says: “oh. yeah rex is our dog.”

@natalie_reddock @aspenkatana @Minty_talks girl be calm

@aspenkatana @Minty_talks Ok this is what the post was really about shading the north. Come on now you grown. Don’t mince your words or tip toe around what you really want to say

I love the south you just say “how you doing” and you say “good how are you?” And that’s the end of the convo

@corxcx lemonade braids hit the streets before the album actually but you’re correct anyway so

Then one that has a whole hairstyle named after it

@lsoceavfc @llovetorap @nottheonlydtho @DarkLittleLoueh @alvvaysvinyl

@jvylvmvrie @llovetorap @nottheonlydtho @DarkLittleLoueh @alvvaysvinyl You be like

We ordered one vodka sprite and one beer and the Legend at the bar last night said “oh okay for you actually want one water” AND THEN GAVE US TWO VODKA SPRITES AND TWO BEERS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE WATER 😭😭🫶🏻🫶🏻 Life is beautiful

@lsoceavfc @llovetorap @nottheonlydtho @DarkLittleLoueh @alvvaysvinyl more so confused but you may be

@jvylvmvrie @llovetorap @nottheonlydtho @DarkLittleLoueh @alvvaysvinyl Rattled

@Adnonnymous the proof is in the pudding like what’s the point of this question how else would you think ?? nothingburgers🫩

@jvylvmvrie like sure let’s say they pull all transactions on this night for water with amex. so now say they have a list of 100 transactions. how are they supposed to find out which one of those was fraudulent?

@Adnonnymous girlll where did i mention not checking the cameras- every reply is a nothingburger babe im tired of repeating myself pls just reread the thread you’re wasting my time atp no shade

@jvylvmvrie okay but how do you propose they narrow it down to the right transaction if not by checking the cameras? 😭like there’s LITERALLY no other information to go by, i’m not sure how you think this is gonna happen

@Adnonnymous the post wouldn’t be used for anything in this situation the post is literally just a tip they know how long the event is which gives a range of time and that’s really all they need

@jvylvmvrie okay but the pos reciept would tell them nothing in this case. the pos reciept would just say “water - 1.50”. they’d have to check the cameras to see which transaction labelled as a water was ACTUALLY given the drinks. it’s not like there’s a timestamp in the post to check it.

@Adnonnymous and the cameras wouldn’t be used to find the transaction anyway that’s what the POS system receipts are for , the camera would be used to verify the identity of the employee

@Adnonnymous why would i refer to 600 in 20 minutes thought it was obvious i was directly referring to checking one camera after finding the transaction which would take 20 , and as i said i don’t think they would care enough but the point isn’t if it would be done the point is that it can

BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace." As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.

@lsoceavfc @llovetorap @nottheonlydtho @DarkLittleLoueh @alvvaysvinyl incompetent and bitter isn’t a good mix btw let’s choose one or the other next time

@lsoceavfc @llovetorap @nottheonlydtho @DarkLittleLoueh @alvvaysvinyl when did i say i agree with it ? im not the damn manager i was explaining it to you because you acted like it was something that could never happen so now that you recognize where you were wrong you choose to attack my character when you dont even know me lol waffles and pancakes

@dfordai sell it

doing uber and i had a passenger leave a bag of fucking coke in my car 😐

@lsoceavfc @llovetorap @nottheonlydtho @DarkLittleLoueh @alvvaysvinyl and due to inflation and the price of alcohol yes 4 free drinks are grounds for investigation because obviously if you would give 4 free drinks to one person you’re throwing atleast one free drink to nearly anyone you want which costs the business money - which all adds up

@lsoceavfc @llovetorap @nottheonlydtho @DarkLittleLoueh @alvvaysvinyl you can’t promise something you clearly know nothing about baby it could be found in literally 20 minutes max & while i believe nobody would care enough; petty or financially responsible managers would definitely sit down and find out who made the transaction in 5 minutes or less

@lsoceavfc @llovetorap @nottheonlydtho @DarkLittleLoueh @alvvaysvinyl you’re so confident in your statement you refuse to believe you’re wrong😂 ? it’s way easier than you think idk why you’re choosing to dismiss everyone , many people have worked in service to know no matter how many transactions are made it’s not hard to narrow it down to one

@llovetorap @nottheonlydtho @DarkLittleLoueh @alvvaysvinyl There’s no evidence or indication of the time in the tweet. And there is likely to be hundreds of transactions worth £1.50 in a stadium that holds 90,000, in an event lasting 5+ hours. So no

@cameronnfj @ISLANDBOYY11 every circumstance is different there is really no wrong answer i just disagreed with the “whats the reason everyone cheats” because that was definitely false

@jvylvmvrie @ISLANDBOYY11 Cheating can literally be emotional or physical but it still does not negate the fact that the partner was looking for something better and it applies to dating unofficially as well

Sol responds to the backlash regarding the Bryce and Trinity comment, EXACTLY

@cameronnfj @ISLANDBOYY11 definitely not true half the time the original partner is better and cheaters admit this themselves , you could be everything someone would ask for and that still wouldn’t restrict them from cheating if that’s what they want to do

@ISLANDBOYY11 If everyone used the same logic of cheating then they would stop being fake outraged!! Cuz whats the reason everyone cheats!!!!! Bc of something better than whats in front of you!!