John Warmuth

If you say sorry too much you should start saying excuse me instead. Functionally the same, rhetorically much stronger

@WINKSinBREWTOWN @Dom_Cotroneo are you like actually related to him or is it a brotherhood of all winklers kind of thing?

@Dom_Cotroneo Oh yeah Jesse lost this 1 game series?

Three straight fastballs. Jesse Winker strikes out. I'm still so confused.

@fmaddenNBA The Milwaukee Bucks beat the heat as many times as the hawks did in the playoffs

Hard to fathom the scale of failure we just witnessed from the Bucks over the past week. Two absolutely epic 4th quarter collapses to punctuate one of the biggest first round upsets in the history of the sport. From title faves to biggest punchline in the league just like that!

@jpmann1962 @fmaddenNBA unless he makes the finals i would say the last time he humiliated us out of the playoffs with a gentleman's sweep when we had the best record in the league (not even three full years ago!) is still the peak of jimmy's career

@fmaddenNBA Miami wasn’t a traditional 8 seed due to injuries that had during the season. Also, this will likely be the peak of Jimmy Butler’s career. Too bad it had to come against the Bucks - who own a big part of this loss as well.

you've been given a second chance at life, how long do you keep mike mccarthy this time?

The whole world hates America because our numbers are so good. 100 degrees — that’s a really hot day. 100 MPH — that’s really fast. $100 — that’s a lot of money. They wish they could live like this.

if Biden changed the TSA liquid thing and did a PSA where stars like Chris Pratt bring a giant Cerave face wash bottle in carry on bags, it certainly wouldn’t hurt him

@Real_SlimSwayze @LazlosGhost

@LazlosGhost A few years back, someone did the "OK" sign on camera (along with a peace sign) during a Cubs game at Wrigley Field, and got banned from the ballpark for it. When they talked about it on the local news, they blurred out the dude's hand as if it was male genitalia.

@KylePorterCBS your headline said i could watch every shot of the 2022 Masters, but the text gave limited options. did you lie or were you wrong?

A workers party that would ever gain traction and pose a threat to the status quo, no, they would never get censored! They're not bigots, why would they? 🤡

The machine you work with has to be oiled; you have to be fed; the wage is your lubricant, it keeps you in working order, and so you toil and sweat and groan and reproduce yourself in the form of labor power, and then you pass away like a silk worm that spins its task and dies.

Anytime something morally simple happens in the world, people who want to ride Trump’s coattails are left to wonder whether Trump is corrupted or depraved enough to be on the wrong side of it, and it creates some awkwardness.

@IAmPoliticsCat @basiliskseason @thevapent @stryker1 @wsfa12news do you believe more police officers should kill themselves, because that was the joke

@basiliskseason @thevapent @stryker1 @wsfa12news The cop shot his wife and then killed himself. There were no good cops here.

@AlbertBurneko @https_500 lol its a timezone, it matters where you are in it not which one you are in

@freedarko @jack_hamilton @AlbertBurneko it's very strange going back to freedarko with the image links broken

@jack_hamilton @AlbertBurneko @freedarko

@AlbertBurneko there was never a time in his career when he was even seriously considered the best player in the nba!!! i'm going crazy

Cheez-Its were invented in Dayton in 1921 by the cracker manufacturer Green & Green Co. thedaytonmagazine.com/the-many-layer…

NEW: Biden has nominated Jennifer Rearden — a former Trump judicial nominee, GOP donor, and corporate lawyer who has helped Chevron-aligned law firm Gibson Dunn target human rights attorney @SDonziger — to serve as a federal judge. thebrick.house/biden-re-nomin…

@Heatbeat89 @nofedz i scrolled down and it actually is a full 147/147

@ProfessorPlague vin diesel tho

OK, a muppet remake of Fellowship of the Ring, but with one human, and that human is Paul Rudd as Aragorn.