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Jokes 🤣🤣

Oh my days why can’t we take anything serious 😭😭

Londoners are so performative. You’re really just out here running 8km per min pace in busy London Bridge for attention Kmt loool go home to your family after work

@juan2819374229 @vheeorji22 Power BI?

@vheeorji22 As someone who has used Excel for dashboards, don't use Excel for dashboards

Watched someone build a dashboard in Excel today and it looked nothing like a spreadsheet. It looked like an actual app I need to know everything 😩

@StretfordPaddck Expect so much more from Cunha and Mbeumo. Awful performance all round. Can’t play 2 games in a week.

A loss at St James’ Park to 10-man Newcastle. An overall jarring game, and our fourth straight defeat there. Disappointing. FT | ⚫️ 2–1 🔴 | #MUFC

@pvrohilla @BrianSozzi Clearly you’ve never had to deal with a workers council in Europe. Implementing any new tool especially somewhere like Germany can take years

@BrianSozzi His blind spot is his extensive experience in HR and ERP, over 30 years. He assumes things have always worked this way and will continue to do so. This classic fallacy, the trap, is his mistake.

Workday co-founder and returning CEO Aneel Bhusri this evening (earnings call): "You've all heard the narrative out there that HR and ERP will be replaced or relegated to the background by AI. I personally just don't see that happening. Our application domains are really, really hard to build. I've been working in the HR and ERP space for over 30 years. These are true systems of record that must process transactions with absolute accuracy and speed, enforce complex security models, and comply with statutory and regulatory requirements all over the world. That kind of complexity is very hard to replicate. No amount of vibe coding is going to produce an HR or an ERP system. Importantly, our underlying business processes are deterministic by nature."

@darcb1x what about the people who sprint for their lives to catch a train that comes every 3 minutes

People that commute every day n run down the carriage at Maryland as it’s a short platform do my head in? How’s it not sunk in yet you need to move down longer than 3 seconds before it pulls in

Kobbie Mainoo on Instagram. 🚨⤵️

@hewantswealth Your hard work is HMRC’s gain. Joke of a system. There should be some way that only your base salary is taxed. I know companies will try to find loop holes for it, but in this day and age, there has to be another way to make sure people are rewarded properly.

Next Friday is annual bonus payday💰 Including my monthly salary, I should be paid around £27,000 but after taxes and deductions, it’s likely I’ll only receive approx £15,000! This tax system is extremely depressing and counterproductive! This is disincentivising hard work!

Imagine turning down a pay rise because it would make you poorer… That’s exactly what happens when you start earning over £100k If you’ve got children in nursery then you’re better off earning £99,999 than £150,000 In the U.K. we literally penalise people for earning more. No wonder high earners are leaving

So good to catch up with Gareth Barry after breaking his Premier League appearance record.

Here are the Top 5 reactions from Arsenal fans last night as Wolves equalised😂😂😂

@LukeElgar @Billyboybbm I hope you know the amount of shit you’re going to get if you bottle this league mate

@Billyboybbm 5 points clear fella what you talking about 😅😅

@LukeElgar 🤣😭😭😭😭😭 fuck me your teams a group off absolute bottlers ain’t they 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The ridiculous amount of tax we pay in this country

@joshpearson180 W-windows you w-wanker

Absolutely criminal we only got 2 seasons of this, what a show!

This can’t be real

🚨BREAKING🚨 My team and I have discovered unprecedented messages from Jeffrey Epstein, who was harassing Xbox users, watch the shocking footage below:

Carrick clobbered Arteta 💀 #MUFC

My name is Mikel Arteta and this is what my team relies on to score goals after 7 years of insane backing with time & funds.