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@jk_rowling Happy birthday j k, same day as my da x

As it’s my birthday, I’ve taken it easy today: only three penises and just the two vulvas. Apologies to those waiting. Normal service will resume tomorrow. No need to keep everything exposed while queuing.

@LucyTCWife @EssexPR @TR_JaneDoe wagon load a 💩

@EssexPR @TR_JaneDoe Three woman all happened to have heart attacks all at the same time! Completely plausible 🙈

Lies No be truthful on how they died.

@christopherhope @GBNEWS well done chops

That’s my the end of my 16 hours presenting on my own on @GBNEWS Monday to Thursday this week: 12 hours of “Martin Daubney” 3pm to 6pm, and four hours of “GB News Tonight”, 7pm to 8pm. Thanks to everyone who tuned in and got in touch!

The conspiracy theorists have been right all along.

@mcgregormackenz lmao thats sooo funny, tf i dont get any deliveries!

Me and the Mrs are sat outside McDonald’s in the car. Just seen an Asian looking guy get out of his car, stretch and slip his hand down the back of his trousers and itch his arsehole so hard that I can only assume he has worms. He then leaned in the car and grabbed a just eat bag and headed into the McDonald’s…. I wish I was joking. Feel sick.

@ThrillaRilla369 sensible

Describe those that decided to remain unvaccinated in 3 words or less. 🤔

@JeremyClarkson don't start..i like u the now! so just stfu

Brexit enthusiasts: I hope you’re all enjoying the queues at your holiday airports this year.

Ann Widdecombe, former Conservative MP, Brexit Party MEP, and Reform UK spokeswoman was recently assassinated and we have been told nothing about why the assassin did it.

Hey @ZackPolanski, I’ve fixed it for you.

@SarahLudford stupid post..

My excellent Polish builder has worked for me for several decades. His 17-year-old son is not following in his footsteps. Maybe because he has 4 A* at AS level & intends to go to Cambridge & become an astro-physicist. Speaks fluent Polish too. Migrants, eh? Who’d have ‘em?

😂

Let’s give a shoutout to the grannies who survived famine, gave birth to eight children in a barn, lost their husbands in the war, and worked three jobs. Despite unimaginable hardships, they carried on with a smile. And now we’ve got people booking appointments with a psychologist because the Wi-Fi went down for 20 minutes.

I have refused to call these things “small boats” for a very long time now. The next thing we know, the ‘smugglers’ will be bringing them in on cruise liners at this rate! This is all beyond insulting. The British people are being taken for mugs & politicians are allowing it.

@EssexPR @andyburnham when its to late, or the 12th of never..

When will @andyburnham address the channel migrants invading our shores ?

@LucyTCWife @LBC loved the podcast with @jamesenglish0 Lucy, was really great! well done u x

Once again for those at the back of the room, one final time. @LBC please pay special attention. Below is the charge I plead guilty to. This is the charge, word for word. Could someone please show me where it uses the word incitement or violence?? I’m absolutely perplexed. Also note it says “was likely to” not that I did or that it was my intention to. I will not be explaining myself again, at all to any media outlets. Do your due diligence and then call me a dipshit or a liar! I’m a lot of things a liar is not one of them. The establishment and judiciary however 🙄

I got 3 year in prison for a social media podcast yet peados get to walk free. @LucyTCWife

@PolitlcsUK vile creep

🚨 NEW: An Aberdeen University employee is being investigated after saying she hoped Ann Widdecombe suffered an "extremely painful death” "I hope she was handcuffed to the bed as she screamed in agony"

Here come the… Vikings 🇳🇴👊🏻

@TheHughAnthony @OmoshSnr don't be so f@ckn stupid...

@OmoshSnr I’ll never call a black player English, because they’re not English.

Eerling Haaland was born in Leeds, yet no one calls him English, we all know that he is Norwegian. Nobody disputes that, no one argues about that. They accept it as biological reality. Yet if we say the same thing about a black player not being English, everyone gets mad.

@SirNotTomFarmer @erling same as u tam

Who are we supporting this Saturday, troops? 🇳🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @erling