Lane Myer

@mikewichter Oh, thanks

@RoyStalinHaiku @MountBrodie Oh, sorry I missed your anniversary, champ

Fourteen years of me Dropping haikus, skiing, and Tormenting the clod. #haiku @k12dude @MountBrodie

Sounds epic

I have a great fear of having relish on my nose. How gross. Someone might think it’s a booger

@LADIDA83 I mean, if you’re into that sort of thing

"I want my $2" I loved this movie

Buying hats. Lots of hats.

@MountBrodie I’ll be on the ski team this year you’ll see, tough guy

We’re really feeling this one for you @k12dude. But don’t delay, this 30% off sale won’t last little camper 😂

@TheFixerESQ @RoyStalinHaiku @DianeFranklin80 @curtisisbooger Can I be excused, I’m not feeling well. I’m just going to be excused

Featured in “Better Off Dead”, this classic dessert showcasing raisins was first published in the Ladies Home Journal and became a staple in Northern California @k12dude @RoyStalinHaiku @DianeFranklin80 @curtisisbooger

@stonygirl @MikeySlashic Just can’t eat any spicy food for a while

Does anyone like this movie?😬☺️

@funbrooksie Next level. Please don’t tell mom

@mjhatch74 @MountBrodie @RoyStalinHaiku Gee, don’t have a dime, sorry.

Can’t say I love my life… but it’s ok sometimes

@fjalvarez10 Not a bad idea. Thanks for the tip

@k12dude Did you at least wash it down with Perú?

I ate cat food today…

@mjhatch74 Great fear

First day of summer vacation and Badger built a pancake flipper for mom using Erector Set. That thing actually worked. Last thing I built was a birdhouse condemned by the Fair Housing Committee

@johncaf2002 On my list. Got some family there

@k12dude Ever thought about heading to Nantucket, I bet it would be one crazy summer!

@ddittman @curtisisbooger At least he didn’t ask if he could take out Beth

Just saw that “Better Off Dead” is on, was quickly reminded that @curtisisbooger is among the great sidemen in ‘80s comedy…