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@JPsoFLY The HRR movie adaptation is wild, fam. Which one of J.P. Riddles' family members is Mr. Puzzles? youtu.be/WZzbxNoMjGM

.@CabellSuperSaxe, religion and shame don't belong in a public school health class, and neither does the woman preaching it. #beAwesomeCabell

I like how the Soos slider goes all the way up by the end of the call.

I've never loved you more, Stan.

@ijoyce Seems legit.

@OCEARCH I know y'all the experts, but I'm seriously doubting the basking shark theory. 😅 That body structure screams Great White, even if its surface cruising doesn't, and that it came to investigate the splashes... In any case, I'm not jumping in. 😉

Huge shark! Watch right after the man splashes. Though it looks like a large white shark, we suspect it’s more likely a basking shark. Either way it’s big! What do you think? Video sent by Jon Azato taken 20 miles off the coast of Oregon Inlet, NC

This is so fucking funny

In 12 hours, there's been more investigation/clarification re #Oscar2017 screw-up, than there's been of Trump/Russia ties in last 3 months.

Anybody else have “war with Australia” in the office pool?

@BBCWorld @BBCNewsbeat I'd like to think it's because of the "not-ban".

Finding these Bowling Green Massacre jokes to be a little too soon. Out of respect, we should wait until it takes place.

Bowling Green massacre: Trump aide cites nonexistent attack bbc.in/2l4qCio

I prefer almost anybody Almost, mind, but... almost. twitter.com/ananavarro/sta…

@ananavarro C'mon, Ana. What's up with all these facts? Don't you know we have alternative ones now?

@jk_rowling Please put "you nose" in the US as much as you like. As far as I'm concerned, the rest of you is welcome, too. :)

@ananavarro Can Canada please invade us, too?

If you need something to get you thru the day, here's one silver lining: #SNL and other comedy shows will have tons of material for 4 years.

Folks, if you went to sleep last night before the race was called, and are just waking up now, may want to consider going back to sleep.