i am not here.

@GlassAnimals To go along with it can you also throw in a 20 minute long version of the last 10 seconds of Hazey? I love those sounds

@BiologyCarly I was in a one year program (tough) doing fieldwork on gamble oak and was pissed about it so in an act of defiance i brought a thermos of straight whiskey to get through, then accidentally got myself and all my classmates hammered. Told the prof it was hot coco, I’m sure he knew.

What is your most unhinged story from grad school? Mine was probably the time I picked a dead flounder up off the lab floor and then ran to a public bathroom with it in my hands and sobbed over its body in a stall.

@parasiteecology 1. Me, absolutely terrified being in this cave in Panama, but trying to smile through it. 2. Me, so close to crying because we found 8 giant wetlands in a project area that was supposed to be in the Arid West.

@whackadooodle Really Just out here trying my best

@whackadooodle Bro I’m literally writing a haiku book rn

Important announcement: We're designating the northern cardinal as the best holiday season bird. It just makes sense and we won't be taking any questions at this time. Thank you.

Scientists say, with increasing certainty, this map represents the US in 30 years if we don’t reverse climate change.

This graphic helps me wrap my head around the magnitude of the problem. Notice the amount of current biomass for wild mammals (in green) versus that for livestock and humans. No wonder we have converging crises of biodiversity, fresh water, and climate. doi.org/10.1093/biosci…

first fall of snow

Spurge, daisy, bramble, hedge mustard, fat hen, shepherd's purse, dandelion (and similar friends), fox & cubs, yarrow, ragwort, plantain and much else, all in flower today. It's 14th November Nature's not just confused. She's unravelling

Ocean dead zones are expanding. As the waters warm the oxygen levels are falling forcing many species to migrate to areas where they can survive. This is the greatest migration of our time - involving billions of creatures.

SO MUCH FOSSIL COMBUSTION THAT OXYGEN IS DROPPING Atmospheric oxygen is decreasing due to the constant burning of enormous amounts fossil fuels, burning is using up oxygen. Scripps O2 Global Oxygen Measurements (Mauna Loa). scrippso2.ucsd.edu #climatechange #globalwarming

@whackadooodle *i want it on the record that that man stole your juul*

Alaska's snow crab season has been canceled for the first time in the state's history. An estimated 1 billion crabs have mysteriously disappeared, which is a 90% drop in their population. This is a major blow to America's seafood industry and could cost the economy $200 million.

@pheeeezy :(

Kevins first time outside 😭 he was absolutely bewildered

🚨EXCLUSIVE: Yvon Chouinard, who founded the outdoor apparel maker Patagonia and became a reluctant billionaire with his unconventional spin on capitalism, has given away the company. All Patagonia’s profits will now be used to fight climate change.🧵 nytimes.com/2022/09/14/cli…

Again for the people in the back

The N. Atlantic's marine heatwave is remarkable. Up to 14 degrees above normal!! Besides global warming, the weather pattern helping to produce this anomaly has had a part in disrupting the Atlantic hurricane season. Marine heat wave days have more than doubled since 1900 and 1/2

66lbs of LIVE crawfish running RAPIDLY in my NEW VEHICLE !!!!