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@krassenstein A fraudulent lawsuit is a thing your white privileged mommas boy attitude thinks is you being special. Okay, enjoy how fucking enraged Americans have become after decades of democrat lies theft and insults. You think you are winning but the war hasn't started yet! Keep mocking.

The Onion has just reached a deal to acquire Infowars, taking it from Alex Jones after he lost it in proceedings following the Sandy Hook lawsuit loss. The new show/site will parody people like Jones, but also sell merchandise of which Sandy Hook families will get a share of the proceeds. The New Infowars logo is colored like a rainbow:

@EdKrassen You avoid the pitfalls that the democrat party has put the rest of us in. You do not live in the real world. As the world deteriorates however you will find out how fucking stupid you truly are. We know how to survive, we know war, you are totally fucked by being a priss.

I’m existing just fine. Jack must have a personal problem.

@angertab @IraninSA Iranian monkeys are just like crazy white libtard females. Exactly, like crazy assed feminist white women. My mother pushed buttons so she could play the victim. Iran is just like that. Is that mentality Satanic?

@IraninSA Your Foreign Minister claimed to have 460kg's of 60% enriched uranium, we haven't seen that either. Would you like to share so we have an excuse to put a nuke up your ass?

The U.S. quickly released footage of a helicopter-borne operation on a container ship. But interestingly, this so-called superpower still hasn’t released any footage of rescuing its pilot in Iran.

@JoJoFromJerz Wow, how did you become so profound? Finding meaning in the stupidest moronic way possible, a Trump flag disappeared after 11 years and now you see God. You are truly chosen.

There’s a house in my town that has been flying a Trump flag since 2015. It’s long been one of four flags they fly. I pass it every day. Passing it today, I noticed something… That flag isn’t there anymore. They took it down. Replaced it with a Marine Corps flag. Whoa.

@PattyMurray It was corrupted! Manipulating democracy for self preservation is what democrats do. My vote doesn't matter because of Democrat fraud! Yes that passes me off enough to prepare for battle.

The 2020 election was NOT rigged. These attempts to rewrite history and undermine our elections are dangerous and need to stop.

@IranReportsX Iran is destroying the United States Navy. They make war seem so easy. They can slaughter any human being at any moment in time all over this planet. Iran has risen.

BREAKING: Reports of a major naval engagement in the Persian Gulf. IRGC forces have reportedly targeted a U.S. aircraft carrier in direct retaliation for the recent seizure of an Iranian vessel.

@zoomafrika1 Africans created the slave trade. Why is Africa so far behind the rest of the world?

Why did GOD not punish Europeans for enslaving Africans?

@JoJoFromJerz If you couldn't maintain your own marriage then why would anyone believe a single thing you psychotically post? You seem grounded until you unleash your f word sword and start swinging. Are you divorced because you cheated on your husband?

If Donald Trump can’t be trusted in the situation room, how can he be trusted with the presidency?

@krassenstein All of you pussys are weak and pathetic! Trump is simply a side show. You dick heads are the real deal! We now know who are targets are.

WOW! Tucker Carlson: “I’ll be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. And I want to say that I’m sorry for misleading people.” Because you are an opportunist.

@chiky_handlr Retardation from billionaires isn't surprising as they pay no taxes for a government that stold 39 trillion dollars so stupid fucking feminist libtard white women could feel all powerful in the end of biblical times.

Bruce knows that some things just can not be fixed. This message is for everyone who believes in a better and more sensible future for all of us. Raise your hand if you support Bruce Springsteen🖐️🖐️

@MiaForTrump He is in prison now. Yes evil human beings seep through the cracks of every corrupt government.

ICE detention officer David Courvelle admits to raping a woman in custody for MONTHS. He did it in exchange for letting her see her daughter. This is sick. Shut down ICE.

@Partisan_12 She doesn't look Iranian! She looks more like libtard satanic democrat whore. What are boundaries anyhow?

An Iranian girl lights her cigarette on a burning Israeli flag.

@BraddrofliT 14 years of crazy assed white woman jerking you around by your nut sack as a weak pathetic gay male.

Four years of MAGA whining about the debt… and their guy holds the record for adding the most in a single term. Make it make sense. 🤣

@_nativeamerica Native Americans were immigrants as well. If only native Americans were strong enough to protect their country from foreign invasion? Stop dwelling in the stupid past. You are not speaking Japanese or German. Neither of those countries would allowed you to still exist.

Time to go German immigrant!

@JamesTate121 Ups had gone to shit under Biden. Amazon and usps has taken up their slack.

Every time.

@Eng_china5 Go for it. What is holding the CCP back?

CHINESE MILITARY COULD SEIZE TAIWAN’S GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS IN UNDER AN HOUR! The Chinese would mount a lightning fast assault from the air and sea. China will send assault ships across the straits and dozens of helicopters. And perhaps that China can reach the airfields in Taiwan in 10-15 minutes. Taiwan would feel constrained from firing first because that would be seen as provoking a war. China will use both military and civilian ships and transport hundreds of thousands of soldiers across the strait and occupy Taiwan. The attack will begin with a massive bombing that will knock out Taiwan's radar facilities and communication notes. The US will face a difficult choice....... Either the US are passive and let China invade Taiwan or they make the decision to protect Taiwan at all costs. The risk then is that the US could lose more soldiers than during World War II.

@AdamKinzinger You finding anything interesting is like a dildo discovering ass for the first time after it was purchased second hand. Did Dick Cheney have you in his last will and testament?

Interesting

@Irantimes01 Wait for the biological weapons to drop. Tell us how clever you are as your airway balloons into a watermelon and Allah cannot hear you.

Iran’s IRGC restoring missile and drone launch sites faster than it did before the war.

@mattvanswol Welcome to reality. Nope I did not finish your bullshit because I am not a moron. I saw where you were heading.

I hate to say it… But I’m struggling to be generous after all the fraud we’ve seen. There’s so few charities I trust now. I do a deep dive on a homeless charity… oh look, my tax dollars are funding that and it’s run by a Trump-hating Leftist. A Christian charity? Oh look, they’re helping illegal aliens. An education nonprofit? Oh look, it’s getting money from Left-wing political groups to send in Democrat activists to give lectures on LGBTQ oppression. Even my TAX DOLLARS I know are being used to fund some BS non-profit that probably has me on a list somewhere as an extremist and is actively trying to cancel me. It’s hard to be generous when I’m already being generously stolen from in taxes and when even the nonprofits aren’t actually solving the problems they reportedly exist to solve.

@angertab @Liz_Wheeler He is a Russian dildo.

@Liz_Wheeler Tucker Carlson is a Man-gina simping for Islam.

When Tucker Carlson was fired from Fox News—do you remember that day? Everyone was shocked that it happened. The reason they fired him (in all likelihood) is he was the only person on Fox News speaking out about what happened on January 6th. I want that Tucker from Fox News back. The courageous fighter against wokeism. The man who was on the side of good in the battle of good versus evil, unafraid to offend even his bosses who signed those big old fat paychecks Tucker was getting. I don't want Tucker to turn to the Left.