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Chief Ikuku◽️
@kachi_john
Civil Engr, Ronaldo and Manchester united fan. A Martian 👽
Mars Katılım Mart 2011
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@kachi_john lol make I just qualify for UCL. Na koboko I go use chase am
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@abotimothy There are certain tweets you don’t involve yourself in, friendly advice sir, sit this one out.
2 billion contract 🤣🤣.
Banger man.
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@kachi_john Baba you dey look me less less oo,
Be like say u no know say I don level up!
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I know someone who wanted to give you a contract worth 2 billion Naira, I was asked for my advise on how they would approach you.
But from the serious allegations I have seen from Tacha I don’t want to be associated with you, I have informed the person to carry their contract to someone else to avoid any personal embarrassment until you are able to clear your name.
Good day @tobyasky
TobyWrites@tobyasky
Woke up to lots of tags 😭 Yet, you’re wondering why rape victims never get justice, it is because of losers like this. Firstly, I’ve never been involved in anything this dimwit has accused me of. She’s come into a war of words with me, she lost, she cried, and afterwards, decided to start saying all of these things without any proof. I know she is deranged, everyone does, and I pity the ones who think she’s fighting for their cause. Called my father a bastard - failed Called me ugly - failed Called me low life - failed Okay I’ll call him a rapist since I cannot win. I’ll be receiving advice but will make my first report to the Home Office, just if she bothers entering the UK. I’ll also make my reports to other necessary embassies, as I consider them low-hanging fruits, and effective. Oya make Una reduce the tag, this person is an actual nonentity. I surely pity the brands that work with her. I’ll receive advice.
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lol, that’s how that short photographer will tell you it’s basmati rice that should be player of the season.
Manchester United@ManUtd
He is inevitable.
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@subpharmacist Now in your honest opinion, who is the strongest character in DC?
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Darkseid wins. The Darkseid you usually see battling Batman and Superman are avatars. They are an extremely weaker versions of Darkseid. For a start, Darkseid avatar is stronger than base level Thanos.
It is important you know that the true body of Darkseid exists outside the multiverse in a realm called the Fourth World. This guy is so so powerful that the Flash once said that if he falls, he will take the entire multiverse with him. Like the guy falling down ends the entire multiverse. I am sorry but Thanos doesn’t have that particular vegetable sauce.
True body Darkeid is multiversal. Thanos with the infinity stones is no match for him, even with the strongest version of Thanos, Astral Regulator or Heart of the universe Thanos, he will still lose, by the end of the day, he is still man trying to stand against a God.
Like Darkseid clears Thanos without any difficulty.
leedya🤎✨@leedyahhh
A Fight to death Who’s winning? Darkseid Vs Thanos
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@LouieDi13 1st bro, it’s not even a debate, without him lakers don’t win any of the last 6 games
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In igbo land, you serve your guest and elders first.
That doesn’t take anything away from you as the head of the home.
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe
From my DM. "So my mother-in-law is currently doing omugwo in my house. I noticed that whenever my wife finishes cooking, she serves her first. But that’s not the issue, Sir. On a cool evening, my Father-in-Law came around to see us. Coincidentally, my elder brother came too. So my wife finished cooking, served her father, served my elder brother and her mother before serving me, in my own house. I felt insulted and disrespected. I was thinking the right thing to do is bring me my food first, then I will tell her to serve others then wait for her to finish serving them before we proceed to eating. Am I overthinking this Sir?" End.
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@kamaFever As a chief, I’m clearly disappointed with you and your mentality.
I’m sorry for who raised you.
Bye
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You father, mother and brother come to visit you at your husband's house, you finish cooking and you first serve your father mother and brother first before you remember your husband exists.
Some women have stupid minds sha, after paying your bride price and changing your name, this disrespect is too much.
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe
From my DM. "So my mother-in-law is currently doing omugwo in my house. I noticed that whenever my wife finishes cooking, she serves her first. But that’s not the issue, Sir. On a cool evening, my Father-in-Law came around to see us. Coincidentally, my elder brother came too. So my wife finished cooking, served her father, served my elder brother and her mother before serving me, in my own house. I felt insulted and disrespected. I was thinking the right thing to do is bring me my food first, then I will tell her to serve others then wait for her to finish serving them before we proceed to eating. Am I overthinking this Sir?" End.
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I don't know exactly what is wrong with young men of this generation. You want to be rich but you dont want to put in work. Always looking for shortcuts.
Last year october I started a car leasing company. As God would have it i landed a logistics contract with one of the telecom companies in Nigeria to move their expatriates around. This contract was to start in 30th January 2026. I hired drivers in preparation for the contract in November of 2025.
Then in December, I was on vacation in the UK and someone called to lease one of the vehicles for a month to convey his family home for xmas and back to abuja.
I contacted the driver in charge of the vehicle they wanted and assigned the job to him.
They left abuja on the 17th of December to come back on the 7th of January. After the job was over, we tried to reach the driver to find out when he's returning to abuja and his phone was switched off.
We tried over several days until it dawned on us that this guy had run away with the vehicle. He even deactivated the tracker.
So I took a decision, I will find him no matter the cost.
It took me 3 months and 5 million naira but he was finally caught.
This idi*t sold the car for 6m. A car that i bought for 25m😥
The part that annoyed me the most was what he did with the money. This guy spent 1.5m on hotels, 3m on women and alcohol and used the rest to settle people he was owing.
The vehicle was recovered and the buyer has been arrested as well.
This experience has drained me of the last sympathy I have. I will use him as a scape goat.
Kuje prison is about to welcome a new inmate.
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“Bruno Fernandes can’t be the EPL POTY without winning the league”
PLAYERS WHO WON EPL POTY WITHOUT WINNING THE LEAGUE SINCE 2000
2019/2020 - KDB POTY - Liverpool (winner)
2017/2018 - Salah POTY - Man City (Winner)
2013/2014 - Suarez POTY - Man City (winner)
2012/2013- Bale POTY - Man Utd (winner) {Spurs finished 6th}
2005/2006 - Henry POTY - Chelsea (winner) {Arsenal finished 4th}
Dead narrative.
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