cryptobarbie

my favorite baby (gm)

why ozempic when you can eat water beads

when they’re like why u got sunglasses from the sun theres literally clouds and im like these aren’t sunglasses from the sun they’re from YSL and the clouds are there bc i’m on fire

when a religious person tries to enlighten me but ive genuinely had an existential crisis since getting into the wrong rooms up in the music industry and having god forcely pull me out of it

broke up with my first ex purely coz i knew i would get skinnier

ct is really just a variation of the furry culture why is someone quacking in my gc

next time “i have a boyfriend” doesnt work just say you are materialistic

@Rage_of_the_Age ur basically asking for my seed phrase

@crptobarbie What are you currently listening to?

the same music taste is all it takes for me to trust you with my life

@circlej3rk dont use it against me

@crptobarbie NO WAY!

why suicide when theres disco

sometimes i just go into my old notes and think i lost my mind, then realize that was a seedphrase

they can say im a bitch but they could never call me ugly

crypto as a toxic ex

take away your telegram stickers and the n-word and all your humor goes to 0

@web3rj no thats how nicotine plasters work

@crptobarbie this sounds wild😭

day 3 with no nicotine in singapore i’ve acquired x-ray vision and the ability to fly more updates soon

@web3rj i done this last week started hearing voices

if i start my sentences from a capital letter thst means ion trust u

@NowMiri wow u got another ghostwriter

To do list: bite the hand that feeds me put all my eggs in one basket kill one bird with two stones let the cat out of the bag think inside the box burn bridges walk on thin ice play with fire

@noorrietje 😮

we need a slur for people