kafka sex machine 🪳💦

@realMAGACOCK Here is why this always happens. Step 1. Don’t watch his show. Step 2. Project your own image of Nick’s beliefs on to him. Step 3. See a clip of him that doesn’t align with your own beliefs. Step 4. Say he’s inconsistent

Why does he always cuck out in person? I don't get it, totally different personality on the show

@e_cdalton Speak for yourself

You don't realize how highly people think and speak of you.

I’m giving in to the propaganda.

@PGC1a_RB What did that taste like?

Half that frittata with 200 g of veg, 50 g kimchi, 100 g beef tendon

@whoisbhauji @RTTIOTG1776 @doctormorphh Agonist does not mean helpful…

@RTTIOTG1776 @doctormorphh You mean antagonist. Agonist means helpful

Too much prolactin in your bones is called weak bones Too much prolactin in your brain is called no motivation Too much prolactin in your scalp is called hair loss Too much prolactin in your nuts is called infertility

built a little chrome extension that lets you dim (or hide!) all the crap, mass-produced, fake brands on amazon. should i release it?

@MrBeast 3914231

Rules - mrb.gg/p/pennycount It just says reply with a number but I’m required to have this haha

First person to reply with the exact number of pennies in this room win $10,000

Mega thread on troubleshooting the entire GI tract since I'll be away for a week, No fluff, Just the 80/20 of literally everything I know and have seen:

@Cointelegraph Antshares to eth retire billionaire ez

You wake up in 2016 with everything you know about crypto today. You can only make one investment. What are you buying?

@hb1290hb @MysteryGrove Wrong.

@MysteryGrove Only 1.5 seasons then it became garbage

@mgdenison2025 @sty_defi lol what?

@sty_defi He is waaay too skinny… and if they are planning on having kids like she said…she will have to gain weight again..

Caleb Hammer's guest refuses to marry his girlfriend of 6 years because she is thousands of dollars in debt and he has issues with her being "FAT." During a brutal look at their relationship dynamics, the boyfriend admits he has set strict weight and financial conditions before he ever buys a ring, leaving Caleb completely speechless. While Caleb watches the 6-year relationship crumble in real-time, he completely derails the couple's confidence with a savage reality check about her weight-loss progress. "If you don't want to be with a fatty, why did you get with a fatty?

@theholisticnick AI was a mistake

Low stomach acid is a much bigger problem than people realize. It sets off a chain of downstream issues, and many of them loop back and make the low acid even worse. One of the biggest is losing one of the gut's primary antimicrobial defenses. Stomach acid is a major barrier against incoming microbes, so when it's low you become more susceptible to infections and overgrowth. It's a big reason people on PPIs long term have much higher rates of SIBO. The disruptions to digestion are just as significant. Stomach acid is involved in triggering the release of digestive enzymes, so now acid isn't the only thing that's low, enzyme output can be too. Which further disrupts digestion. Protein especially gets poorly digested in this situation. That means the nutrients found in protein sources like B vitamins, magnesium, calcium and zinc often end up depleted. Poorly digested food also disrupts motility and microbiome composition. It sits longer, motility slows and the microbes that ferment those foods take advantage. When poorly digested protein reaches the colon, bacteria like certain bacteroides, clostridium and alistipes putrefy it into toxic byproducts like p-cresol. This commonly becomes a cycle. These effects feed back into the low acid itself: → The overgrowth and infections that low acid allows (like H. pylori) can further suppress acid production once they take hold → Poor protein digestion depletes nutrients like zinc which is involved in producing stomach acid. So low acid drives down the raw materials required to make acid. → The impacts like maldigestion, slow motility and infections can drive inflammation, which disrupts the parietal cells that produce acid in the first place The impacts can compound, which is why low stomach acid rarely stays a single, isolated problem.

@NeeelsAbel No, sounds like Harald Grosskopf

I'm sorry but this legit sounds like a post-rock We Are Charlie Kirk

@JoeBalaclava Illustration looks like AI. Is it?

A reminder that these are real, and they’re spectacular.

@Gaz4348 @krus_chiki Has to be bait.

@krus_chiki What a brass neck you have posting this! Your bread is full of chemicals and sugar! Just admit you do not have the food culture that Europe has! You live in a land of burgers, fries, pizza and supersized sugary drinks.....please don't dare lecture me!

Europeans be like “American bread does not have ze required amount of saw dust, oats, and crushed nuts to be considered bread in mein country”

@_palmerprescott Just an outright lie. Just because that loophole exists does not mean Hagen Dazs exploits it.

It would be awesome if haagen dazs didnt use carageenan

@PGC1a_RB Vitamin C added, why? Pls respond.

Protein intake today is 200 g 105 g from collagen and gelatin (split across 3 meals with 200 mg Vitamin C per meal for 600 mg) 50 g from animal protein 45 g from dairy/dairy product Yes, I am of the opinion you should still count collagen, 'incomplete' sure, but if necessary for connective tissue, I'd say it's pretty complete for that purpose