Kaitlin Bennett poops herself

@KaitMarieox He should also sign an executive order that if you’ve pooped your pants as an adult, you lose your right to vote

Kaitlin ‘Kent State gun girl’ Bennett vs. an absolute KING

Is she just supposed to sit there in complete silence for the entirety of the game?

the old men in the comments not understanding the reference is killing me

@decayed_blood @nope1337l @tallstaff @_ughitssophie @etheralfem (2/2) I personally don’t have much sympathy for those people

@decayed_blood @nope1337l @tallstaff @_ughitssophie @etheralfem I totally get where you’re coming from!!! I think every case has its own nuances so it’s definitely hard to say that my original comment could be applied to just anybody but I know a few celebrities that have been in situations comparable to Caitlin’s and (1/2)

@Cracks_of_Light @KaitMarieox tbh I don’t even really use this account anymore but I too come back every once in awhile to get a good laugh

@kaitlinshits @KaitMarieox Every once in a while over the past three years, I will SOMEHOW come across this post again and this comment thread has me legit wheezing with laughter every single time 💩💀💀💀💀💀 #TwitterLegacyThread

Trump should sign an executive order that if you're spotted at one of these riots, you lose your right to vote this November.

@nope1337l @tallstaff @_ughitssophie @etheralfem I would argue that someone like Caitlin Jenner, for example, who committed vehicular manslaughter in 2015 is still a murderer even though she technically did so accidentally

@tallstaff @_ughitssophie @etheralfem Accidents and self defense have both nothing to do with murder

just remembered this account exists… now what

@TheRickWilson Raises questions: Which guy exactly?

nightmare blunt rotation:

when she said “live fast die young” she meant from Covid

what a monster

@ACTBrigitte politics aside, there’s literally no way you think he has a “powerful voice” or exudes masculinity

The left hates President Trump because they're jealous of his powerful voice and intimidated by his masculinity.

@RealCandaceO I see your parents didn’t love either of you as children….

After all the “important lines” he and Leonard Leo and Mitch McConnell crossed, NOW Alito discovers an “important line”? Hysterical.

@TomFitton do u squirt water thru your tooth gap at people like a snake or no

I stand with Ginni Thomas. She is an upstanding patriot who is being smeared and harassed by the Left to not only harm Justice Thomas but to also undermine the rule of law by threatening all justices that their families are on the Left’s chopping block.

@newtgingrich In 1999, GOP House Speaker Newt Gingrich was forced to resign due to marital infidelities. The first choice to replace Gingrich, Bob Livingston, was also forced to resign due to marital infidelities. Dennis Hastert thus became Speaker. He'd later go to jail for molesting kids.