Kai

You have no idea how happy that makes us, Mr Deranged Psychopath President. Cheers, Australia. 👍

JUST IN: The Iranians say the Strait of Hormuz is open “for the remaining period of ceasefire.” Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi: “In line with the ceasefire in Lebanon, the passage for all commercial vessels through Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefire, on the coordinated route as already announced by Ports and Maritime Organisation of the Islamic Rep. of Iran.” The fact that Iran now controls when the Strait of Hormuz opens and closes, something it didn’t do before the war began, is the opposite of a “win,” no matter how the Trump regime spins it

"I just want to shout out the Dawson family, and Elijah Hollands last night ... hopefully the AFL community wraps their arms around them. "Speak to your mates, put your arm around your loved ones. You never know who might need it." - Bailey Smith

Oisin Mullin does it again!! Absolutely destroyed Marcus Bontempelli tonight. He has become one of the best taggers we have seen in years. Huge asset for the Cats to have #AFLCatsDogs

Donald Trump says he is not very happy with Australia. I think I speak for many Australians when I say, who gives a shit?

@fkMikeyy @lightsupleclerc Don’t think he should be copping it for that Doesn’t need to be in the public eye

@kaizi2000 @lightsupleclerc and when that drug test comes through it will resurface he is 100% on something

not to be the friend that’s too woke but is it right for a journo to be posting this footage and insinuating certain activity? welfare of the player is most important here and i hope Hollands is okay.

Pauline Hanson’s solution to the housing crisis: ban foreigners. Foreign buyers are 0.8% of purchases. Treasury found they contributed 0.5–1% to price growth. When borders closed during COVID and migration collapsed, house prices kept rising. Labor already banned foreign purchases of established homes in April 2025. Hanson wants a permanent ban on a problem that is less than 1% of the market. As usual — attack migrants. No solutions.

That vision of Elijah Hollands from tonights game is very tough to watch. It’s going to be a big story tomorrow and over the weekend. Carlton are going to have to answer a lot of questions. Hopefully the kid is ok.

@martinb1708 Hope so mate - need to win well and then target the Giants as a potential w

@kaizi2000 Think we should have the tigers covered fairly comfortably

Is there anything more painful than being a Carlton fan right now… Jesus Christ

@martinb1708 Only if we win Sunday mate - if we lose Sunday all gains are lost Need to play well and get a good win

@kaizi2000 😂😂 at least we can see the light at the end of the tunnel now mate

Cowardly and racist: Paul Keating assails Angus Taylor’s migration policy theage.com.au/politics/feder…

Federal voting intention (men) 🟥 ALP: 32% (+2) 🟧 ONP: 25% (-6) 🟦 L/NP: 21% (+2) 🟩 GRN: 10% (+1) ⬜️ IND: 6% (-) ⬛️ OTH: 6% (-) YouGov | 31 Mar-7 Apr | n=~750 [subsample from nationwide poll] | +/- 17-24 Mar

@Origsmartassam Sam’s lost the plot not that he ever had it!

Trump vilified by those who are obsessed. But not us. Consider the alternatives, there and here, and you’ll realize there are none. Work ethic and vision, traits that infuriate the vapid. You Cannot Be Serious.

@mattjcan Haha are you serious? Clown

PM seems to be missing a flag 🤔

⛔️🐊🐊 Looks like One Nation’s ‘policy’ process is going great in Victoria … 🤦🏻‍♂️ #auspol

He has economics degrees from Harvard and Oxford and has led two G7 central banks. Two.

Federal voting intention (women) 🟥 ALP: 32.5% (-) 🟦 L/NP: 21.5% (-3.5) 🟧 ONP: 19% (+2.5) 🟩 GRN: 16.5% (+1.5) ⬛️ OTH: 10.5% (-0.5) Two-party-preferred 🟥 ALP: 61% (+3.5) 🟦 L/NP: 39% (-3.5) Roy Morgan | 6-12 Apr | n=~750 [subsample from nationwide poll] | +/- 30 Mar-5 Apr

@theheraldsun But then if she keeps it going you’ll sook it up? What do you want?

#EXCLUSIVE: Victorians risk losing free trains, trams and buses as Jacinta Allan refuses to guarantee the $71m scheme will continue — leaving commuters facing a sudden cost hit. See what’s at stake > bit.ly/4sZDys6