bog dog

nobody: absolutely no one: me, laying in bed touching my ribs: holy SHIT I'm a skeleton

today is the 10th anniversary of the video of all-time nicovideo.jp/watch/sm191579…

MY BOYFRIEND ACCIDENTALLY SAID CUNT WRAP SUPREME IN THE TACO BELL DRIVE THROUGH

I was told I act "holier than thou" by a stranger on this stupid bird app and now everything I would normally post I have second guessed because I am being judged by ppl over a harmless Betty white tweet. goodbye useless platform

@emoblunt ty bby for explaining how my take was problematic instead of bashing my character. I see how some people could be upset 🤷🏼‍♀️

making my new years’ resolutions as mild as possible cuz i can’t handle any more disappointment. in 2022 i will get a new hat

@ErrantlyErin I wouldn't say I'm holier than anyone but thanks for the hate I guess 😞

@kalreee This is some strange holier than thou shit.

@ethnicninja fair enough 🤷🏼‍♀️

You think you can hurt me? I haven’t had a nutrient in 6 weeks

fuck i love being high and watching a bad movie and being like holy shit. these are just actors acting. they’re just playing pretend

Big day for dads with pocket knives

wake up and immediately play pierce the veil on full volume. its the lord's birthday show some respect

evolve or repeat

Things that aren’t Midwestern but feel very Midwestern

The low iron urge to eat things that have 0 nutritional value