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@Elvines_El Leta number ya dem pia. Tumuulize kama kweli yeye ni mkundu

Huyu Bolt driver ametusi dem yangu ati mkundu, that's after amecancel ride.. Msalamieni 0723601386

@FabrizioRomano A proper manager and a great coach. He will humbly show this shitty American chelsea owners what they lost. Chelsea we will be cooked

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Enzo Maresca has a total verbal agreement with Manchester City, HERE WE GO! The Italian manager has always been considered the ideal candidate to replace Pep Guardiola. Deal in place and Maresca will sign an initial three year deal at #MCFC. 🇮🇹 New era, soon.

@maliks_88 Tutamlipia wakili. Dastan Omari ako ata

That nigga who did Opiyo bad live on camera…by Friday atakuwa amestakiwa na insurance fraud, KRA and Assault ya 2013 akiwa Chokoraa

The Energy and Petroleum Regulatory Authority has announced a significant shift in fuel costs for the upcoming month. Make sure to monitor your transport budget closely. #Fuel Prices Drop Global Fuel Crisis Response

@moneyacademyKE @BenBESH Another day to wake up and get angry after reading @moneyacademyKE tweets

President William Ruto’s administration has just borrowed Sh2.6 trillion in domestic debt, pushing it from Sh4.4 trillion to Sh7 trillion since taking office.

@HonJNyakundi @EPRA_KE @OpiyoWandayi @Truepastoralist @NjiruAdv @joejonas @kipmurkomen @OleItumbi @gabrieloguda @geraldbitok Price rises by kshs 76 bob and reduces by kshs 10 bob. And hear you are praising Kasongo? While at it, petrol still unchanged? Kweli wanjinga sisi. #RutomustGo

The government through EPRA reduced diesel prices by KSh10.06 per litre while maintaining super petrol stability, aligning local relief with Global Fuel Crisis Response trends In Nairobi CBD, Diesel now retails at KSh232.86, Petrol at KSh214.25 Ahsante Rais for the BOLD move ✌️

@EPRA_KE Add by kshs 76 bob reduce by kshs 10 bob. Kwani hawa yamune cartels wanatuona wanjinga aje?

We have recalculated the maximum petroleum prices to be in force from 19th May 2026 to 14th June 2026 following a petition by public transport sector operators on the need to minimize the risk of motor fuel adulteration that may arise due to Diesel & Kerosene price difference.

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@KamauNgotho01 It had to be said. Should be in a billboard somewhere🤣🤣

The race of who is the most useless Minister ever in the independent Kenya is so hotly contested😂😂😂 Today Morning, Mbadi opened a lead only for Murkomen to leapfrog him this evening. Opiyo Wandayi has gathered some last minute energy and they are neck to neck with Duale.

The payslip bacame a nightmare when Ruto came to power. Housing levy and NSSF skyrocketed

Bwana CS na the other CS hawajui what to do juu the master in thief hajatoa zake zake

They cant make decision. All this puppet CSs adisors are waiting their master whom will advice them what to do.

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@kipmurkomen Address the fuel price not what came about. If fuel were manageable, we wont have the lawlessness.

Statement on acts of lawlessness witnessed in today's protests.

@Naomikibandi Yako sio laana, si unjinga, sheenzi sana

“Am an Elder,Sifuna akisumbua tena namuachia Laana”-Mzee Francis Atwoli

@EmiratesFACup @ManCity @Carabao_Cup @premierleague They were freely given the @EmiratesFA trophy by the VAR and Darren F***g England

Will @ManCity complete the treble? 👀 @Carabao_Cup 🏆 #EmiratesFACup 🏆 @premierleague ❔

@WillisRaburu @AndrewW64015381 Huyu ako na akili sahii juu hajapata hiyo kiti. Akukua voted in atakua kama yule Mpig wa Githunguri, mama roho chafu.

Today unfortunately no matter what side of the political camp you are, no matter your tribe. Either you or someone you know has been inconvenienced by the strikes and civil unrest due to high cost of living. Tomorrow, unless there is some sort of intervention Kenyans will continue to suffer. We will still face high matatu fares, high tokens and much more. Truth is we are all in pain, we are all sufffering. It is true the government must move to alleviate the crisis,even if fuel is a geopolitical issue , it has local ramifications. The oppositon must and will also offer solutions in due course. However today i just want to say to those suffering , i see you. Its not the ideal situation, we may not know the extent of your pain and the reality of your suffering but i do know this; each day is a day closer to the expiry date of your problem. Keep hope alive, dont give up, dont throw in the towel. Keep going. You are made on purpose for a purpose and successful people look like you .

And they are now in control. Hawa ni Mpigs and dealers

@Bookten8 The oppresors way of giving their kids the chance to oppress too. This is what @amenya_nelson said.

I used think Senator Onyonga comes from a humble background. Seems Hawa politicians hakuna mwenye alianzia zero

@Beyondthematchh Lampard has almost the same pedigree. Some things are better not said now, rather sit and watch

🚨The difference between Xabi Alonso, Maresca and Rosenior is very clear. Enzo Maresca came from the Championship and still managed to win two trophies in his first season at Chelsea that deserves respect. But Xabi Alonso is on another level in terms of experience and pedigree. This is a man who was coached by Pep Guardiola, Mourinho, Ancelotti and Benitez. He won major trophies in England with Liverpool, in Germany with Bayern Munich, and in Spain under both Mourinho and Ancelotti. He also won the World Cup and the Euros with Spain. As a manager, he already transformed Leverkusen into champions playing elite football. He developed players like Wirtz and Frimpong into stars that Liverpool ended up paying huge money for. Chelsea didn’t appoint him as just a “head coach” we made him manager. That alone tells you the level of trust and authority he commands. Xabi Alonso is a proven winner both as a player and as a manager. The difference is clear. #cfc