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“Loyalty is a two-way street. If I'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me.” Harvey Specter

@classic_servers @ChenilleSexy @the_beardedsina You will never know peace

@ChenilleSexy @the_beardedsina Na question he ask now 😂😂😂

I am not TG Omori but that tweet from that Troll still hits deep in me. As someone that has seen the real struggles of kidney problems. I am pained.

Bro I’m tired

Wait, married woman set ring light Dey do this? Abi na AI?

@izzy_ogbeide So it’s true all these while

Soft Big YANSH Is A Flex😍

@Tarek_rashid @israel_ajoje False. Not the first time at all a player is edited to another jersey, we’ve clearly seen it countless times. Also, Barca doesn’t have copyright images, Only the player and if they wish to take action depends on the player as well Go n read Benzema article on why he left Ittihad

@israel_ajoje You know Barcelona can sue their asses for publishing these photos of Barcelona players in Atletico jerseys on their official website!!

No agency, and no budget and no campaign strategy. Atletico Madrid generated 41 million impressions and every marketing director in world football is quietly furious they did not think of it first. Here is what actually happened. Julian Alvarez to Barcelona rumours were circulating heavily. Most clubs in that situation issue a tight-lipped statement, say nothing publicly, or brief a journalist with carefully managed language. Atletico Madrid posted their official "HERE WE GO" announcement offering Barcelona just four Bad Bunny tickets, an ABC subscription and a bag of sunflower seeds as their transfer counter-offer. The post was culturally precise, timing was perfect, the humour was completely native to the internet and it cost absolutely nothing to produce. They have generated 41 million organic, unsponsored, unpaid views in hours. This is the thing traditional football clubs still do not understand about the attention economy they are operating in. Silence is not neutral anymore. It is just invisible. Every hour a club spends saying nothing in a news cycle is an hour someone else is owning the conversation about them. With this one action, Atletico did not just respond to a rumour. They hijacked the entire narrative, made their rivals look like the straight man in a joke and built genuine brand affinity with a global audience that had never previously cared about Spanish transfer gossip. The Bad Bunny reference was not accidental. The fax machine nostalgia was not random. The pipas are deeply embedded in Spanish everyday culture. Whoever constructed that post understood their audience, understood the moment and understood that the internet rewards specificity over polish every single time. Football clubs spend millions on brand consultants and content agencies trying to manufacture exactly the kind of organic engagement Atletico produced for free on a Friday. My name is Ajoje. I am a FIFA Licensed Agent and International Sports Lawyer. I write on the Law and Business of Football, a lot. Repost and Follow if you want to read more posts like this.

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things I've learned don't mean anything: -sleeping together -meeting their family -no protection -talking about the future - calling for hours -"I love you"

@Benefitcop @CelebrityBoard1 @thatniggarhodes 🤣

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If you people actually read the terms & conditions before opening a Sporty account, you’d know they’re never paying for a game that booms like this 😂

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Blow on me just like some green tea baby😇🍵

@Abasifreke14376 @yabaleftonline But PO is not in PDP boss

@yabaleftonline What is this man going there to do We all know tha he is just one of bats schemes to divide the vote Don’t fall for this If he wanted to contest properly, he would have collaborated with Peter Obi

Federal High Court Rules Former President Goodluck Jonathan Eligible for 2027 Presidential Race.

Her dating list! And mind you, these are only the famous men. She has seen more ceilings than a carpenter, sucked more dicks than a lollipop, brought down more boxers than Mike Tyson, swallowed more cum than yogurt, seen more cocks than a poultry farmer, being on more missionaries than an evangelist and has held more balls than Oliver Kahn. A proper bed to bed midfielder.

@Kojo_TN 😂😂 una too funny abeg

Canada🇨🇦 and New Zealand🇳🇿 are the two easiest countries to get PR

I don’t smoke. I don’t drink. I don’t womanize. I gamble.

@selStreams @original_ngv Read again

@original_ngv what, you burned yourself on a hot stove once so you’re never going to cook again?

In my first year of college I was doing a group project with a girl I thought was very cool. We worked together for 3 weeks and when the project was done I went around for high fives with the team. When I reached her she looked at me and said "ew no". You could tell it slipped and she didn't mean to say it out loud, but it killed the vibe between everyone. Never spoke with her again. Nope, never making a first move with girls ever again lol. Learnt my lesson the hard way.

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Minimize envy. Just because someone else wins doesn’t mean you lose.

@Smoking__Aces @guzu_p Abeg I no wan laugh 😆. You’re funny kid

@guzu_p Your take is rubbish on this one.

I will never understand the idea of booking a reservation at a restaurant, wearing your best outfit, spending extra money on fuel or Uber, going to spend on the date and your end goal is just to fuck. If you had to do this much just for sex, you have no game.

@HenryHenriati @guzu_p Abeg I no wan laugh 😂

@guzu_p Then what should be the game? you can't please those gender remember? p*ssy should be part of the plans mehn.🤷🏻‍♂️