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His character fucking sucked this season. I’m mad as hell.

Buried alive and death by a rattle snake omfg what the actual fuck was that. That’s really how they take him out?!

addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a gargoyle

I really love jalapeño kettle chips they don’t get enough appreciation

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

If you ever want to know how important education is, watch an Obama speech and then watch a Trump speech.

Cats

genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks

When you're in the festival porta potta, the bass is vibrating the entire thing, and everything is all hitting you at once

The year is 2067 and Pasquale announces EDC will be moving to 365 days a year 24/7

NEXT WEEK IS…. JUNE….

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

people who don’t have cats are always like “oh but they are so independent and unattached” okay then why is my cat trying to break down my bathroom door when i’m in the shower

i was born to have fun

Utah Governor Spencer J. Cox (R-UT) has declared a statewide drought emergency due to 100% of the state being in drought and is urging citizens to conserve water. Read more: abc4.com/news/local-new…

I have so many Gemini’s in my life lol

The mfs you meet once at a festival now youre bonded for life via instagram stories

Someone on tiktok said no one blows Vick’s in eyes anymore at raves and that’s the problem with the community lmfaoooooo

jacob eldori, if anyone cares