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@ShitpostReels bro, I was gonna send this to my friend because I thought it meant that I’m gonna take a long time to make my food. But now I just realize it means that I’m beating my meat and now it made me sad. Can you make a version where I’m sourcing local ingredients.

@JeSuisEstupid @TwinTailedKit @leonhart_a74660 @buttersmoid @NopeSignal hi

@TwinTailedKit @leonhart_a74660 @buttersmoid @NopeSignal *morn program— use some seductive seasoning

You can when tell a dude has porn probably when their vision of an ugly woman is a tom boy with thigh highs and poor hygiene and not something like honey boo-boo’s mom.

@angelshit angelshit i love you never forget me

I like what the color green does to my nervous system

@desi0re my phone is on one percent i’m at work this is the last thing i will ever see in my life goodb

Source: r/text

i woke up to this text from my girlfriend

@Nuggins808 @winterweather

@winterweather Is this toss?

posting this like a four panel comic is fucking evil man come on 😭😭😭

@JoeLongBalls @Chris3rdAccount wow! since you were a teenager?? oh man this is profound news, what an intelligent young man you are joe! you must be the only one that has ever done laundry!!

@Chris3rdAccount I consider that an unacceptable level of grossness because I've been doing my own laundry since I was a teenager

somethings always rubbed me the wrong way about the "okay we've dated for 5 months I can just do gross shit now" comedy that's very prevalent in the millennial circle

wtf……

@Leftoutttt baby that’s doodoo

Mind you that just looks like discharge, which is perfectly normal???

@descent73428 @polvificada

@polvificada Your entire life is a cosplay

don't wanna be mean with hetero women but like, can you stop sucking dick for a second? Real question, can you stop thinking about the dirty dick of your man for a sec? What level of pick me-ism is this? For real they wanna take your vote away and you are like "I WANT DICK"

@tawliabawbiexo @freakybunnyhop @ungodlykristy

@freakybunnyhop @ungodlykristy ?

Ice spice being skinny didn’t feel real

@BEvil49263 @cecililytweets open your mouth i’m gonna crawl insode you and tickle uou

@cecililytweets I hate women

youtubers put their face as the focal point of thumbnails because whenever I don't i get dozens of comments from subscribers saying "I skipped this video so many times in my home page because i didnt realise it was yours!!" just say you hate women

@imwonbinsbf @squared2speak you rn

@squared2speak black** im dorry im really tired rn

notice how she’s just being herself and this dude comes along and makes a whole over the top caricature of her 😐

@Caroberts24 one bar not playing sports on the tv over thousands that do.. some people don’t care about sports man it’s really not that big of a deal

If your bar isn’t fancy enough to not write rules on a board you should absolutely have a tv with sports

@bbystarkoobi even ur username is giving me nostalgia oh my gosh i havent heard koobi in so long 🥹

@kaoruakis im saying we need to bring this back

my favourite type of nostalgia

@magdalenepop right..

stream stupid song by olivia rodrigo

simply cannot believe so many of you are dead serious about this girl

@offthetablestn i remember when someone said she looks like buzz lightyear and i havent unseen it since

this being a real picture with no ai or editing actually kills me shdhdjdjdkkd

@_kingjonah such a beautiful video and you still found someway to be evil

This two trans ladies talk feels like a conversation between someone's past and future… but is cake still cake in this scenario ?

@algarothlenard @juggnfinness

@kaoruakis @juggnfinness Who the fuck is out here lacing WEED of all things

man my plug so possessive

@yeglazer1313 it’s true

This image is really funny to me because apparently when you become they/them you just automatically get a big butt 😭😭😭