kari

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

I need smoothie king to let me behind that counter

Go bears

i CAME HERE TONIGHT because when you REALIZE you want to spend the rest of your LIFE with someone you want the rest of your life to start assoonaspossible

hate my outfit today. i would never wear this

nobody’s gone to the Nutcracker and not walked out a different person

Do

every voicemail you leave should be of album interlude quality

is there a mister ogynist? i'd be much more comfortable speaking to him

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk

blocked everyone who isn’t in my steely dan musical. if you’re seeing this it means you’re in. rehearsal starts at 12pm tomorrow. please have the vocal harmonies of peg memorized.

My boyfriend smelled my perfume and said, "you smell like water." and I asked water? and he replied, "the idea of water." #HesWakingUp

I respect the hell out of this billboard. No jokes. Nobody using the product. Doesn’t even make sense really. Just the name of the company and a picture of Timothee Chalamet. What else do you need

there’s a war on beauty (tennis courts converted into pickleball courts)

You bob what you weave

the summer i turned evil

odysseus asking his men to tie him up so he can hear the sirens’ call just because he’s curious is one of the realest moves in classic literature. i would definitely also do that.

We run things. Things don't run we.