Karate Dan

"It's starting to feel like it's all about to happen again." This Spurs team might be laying the foundation for another Golden Era in San Antonio 🎙️ @SheaSerrano

@Sharuka277 @Dork4Short I’m kidding though. At most I’d run 27 approaches and prismari would go in the 99. I’d rather tutor him (her??) to the field with the approaches than pay 7. But the rest of my instants would be cantrips like ponder. moxfield.com/decks/KZvYVifq…

@karatedan @Dork4Short elaborate please... just saying "dragon approach" doesn't really help me understand what you mean :/

GOOD MORNING MAGIC!!! I need a spark of Inspiration for brewing Prismari! What Instants and Sorceries should we run?!? #MTGStrixhaven

@Sharuka277 @Dork4Short

@0xQuasark You’re telling me this is Tom fucking Tibbedeaus fault

🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk admitted he was on ketamine when he bought Twitter. Last Saturday, while backstage at UFC Fight Night, Musk confided to Joe Rogan that he was in a ketamine session when he decided to spend the $44 Billion to buy Twitter. "I was in a bit of a low spot. Tesla was going through a rough time, the Knicks had just lost, and honestly, I just thought... fuck it. Let's shake things up!" The next morning, he walked into Twitter HQ carrying a sink because, in his words: "𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 '𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘶𝘵', 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵? 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦." When Rogan asked if he regretted the decision, Musk said: "Most expensive k-hole of my life."

@SaffronOlive “Dog Warlock”. Don’t care what it does it’s peak

Seems like one of the best stand alone cards from the Commander precons. Should prepare itself regularly, and Vandal's Edit being an instant is nice.

@LegionHoops @Underdog Corny / ugly / baiter

SGA hasn’t missed a single shot in the 4th quarter/OT in over two weeks. 11-for-11. Without a doubt, the Clutch Player of the Year. (@Underdog)

@NamelessMTG One of the most unbroken and completely fair cards I’ve seen

Oh, this card is a fu(k!ng mistake right? No way this is going to be Commander legal !? Am i tripping or is this fundamentally broken..

@Sharuka277 @Dork4Short Dragon approach

@karatedan @Dork4Short +1 for EACH spell before, so first one is flat, second is cast once more cause you cast one before, the third has 2 copies before you cast 2 spells before and so on

@Sharuka277 @Dork4Short Storm count +1

@karatedan @Dork4Short i think at your 26th dragon's approach you've dealt like ... 1053 ? damage to each opponent ... is ponder really relevent here ? 😭

@SultaiSamurai_ @UsagiKaede1 Deck list?

@UsagiKaede1 Adding Prismari to my Vivi/Dragons Approach deck 🧙🏼🐉

@CoolStuffInc Damn is Prismari the new commander for my izzet dragon’s approach deck

The five Elder Dragons returning in Secrets of Strixhaven! #MTGStrixhaven

@SaliusRex @shekelmanc64 @0Fami It’s fucking make believe numb nuts

@shekelmanc64 @0Fami White Americans should gatekeep European culture. I have seen Africans in America join these medieval European themed events, and it is as absurd as seeing a black dressed as a European as it would be seeing one dressed as a samurai. It's a bastardization.

世界の皆さん、こんにちは。 私は日本在住の漫画家です。西洋甲冑を着て漫画を描いています。こちらはサイン会の様子です。 良かったら、貴方の国の甲冑を見せて欲しいです。

So I’m rewatching Avengers: Endgame and who TF is this guy ?

I promise you there’s not a single person who has this dude’s jersey. Who even is this?! 😭 Don’t compare him to CW18, the REAL Iceman.

@MarathonMedia01 Why tf did you make me watch this god awful gameplay

It’s very possible to beat kitted players as a casual 🎥u/avengedhotfuzz #Marathon | #MarathonGame

KFC is giving away a Pickle Puffer Jacket that you can drink from It comes filled with pickle brine, sliced pickles, and a built-in straw

@GilbertTheGray @pcgamer Holy shit shut the fuck up

I'm actually getting bored of posting about how much this game is failing. It feels like beating a dead horse at this point. 70% of players are PC, which means total peak today was 57k. All time peak was 126k. If every single one of those players from launch stayed and spent $1000/year in mtx ($126mil) and there were ZERO server/maintenance/development costs, it would STILL take over 1.5 years for them to BREAK EVEN ($55m from launch, cost about $250m by estimates). I hope the four people who will read this can appreciate how insane the idea of people spending $1000/year in mtx is, let alone that MANY people. I literally do not see how this game or Bungie survive the year unless they got some insanely good liars interfacing with the sony execs.

If you're surprised Marathon turned out this well, I'm with ya. This time last year, I had all but written it off after trying that dreadful alpha with the cartoony art, no solo mode, and no prox chat. But Bungie made great changes and clearly knew what it had that other extraction shooters didn't. pcgamer.com/games/fps/mara… #pcgamer #pcgaming #marathon

@statmuse The Spurs NEED help

Top NBA picks in the first two rounds: Cameron Boozer — 20.5 PPG — 12.0 RPG — 2 GP AJ Dybantsa — 35.0 PPG — 10.0 RPG — 1 GP Darryn Peterson — 24.5 PPG — 2.0 BPG — 2 GP Where do you want to see them go?

Marketplace absolutely rips