
karim malik
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karim malik
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मुझे हिन्दु ,इस्लाम ,बौद्ध ,इसाई सभी धर्मो से प्यार है मगर उन्मे पनपते कट्टरवाद से नफरत है।। मुझे घृणा है संघ और RSS से और ISIS आतंकियो से इजरायली जायनियों से।।










What could be the conversation between @narendramodi and @RahulGandhi : Modi: Arre Rahul ji, Sonia ji ki tabiyat kaise hai? Rahul: Ji Modi ji, mummy theek hain… lekin woh kehti hain aapne Congress ko itna strong bana diya ki ab hum bhi confuse ho gaye hain. Aap hi batao, next election mein hum kya slogan lein? Modi: Simple! “Abki Baar… Pappu Sarkar!” 😂 Rahul: Arre nahi ji! Hum toh soch rahe the “Chowkidar chor hai”… par aapne toh poora wardrobe hi badal diya. Ab kya bolun? Modi: Bol do “Modi ji ne hi Congress bachayi hai, thank you sir!” Rahul: Theek hai ji… par ek baat batao. Aap Bengal mein itna focus kyun kar rahe ho? Modi: Kyunki wahan tumhara asli contribution chahiye. Thoda aggressive speech do, jisme “hagg diya” wala vibe ho. BJP ko 3 states jeetne mein help chahiye! Rahul: (nervous laugh) Ustaad, karam karne jaata hoon, kaand ho jaata hai… Modi: Arre tension mat lo. Tum best campaigner ho hamare liye. Rahul: Ji sir… par aapne toh Dalit vote bank bhi le liya. Ab hum kya karein? Modi: Simple. Padho, padhao, aur thoda aur padho. Main banaunga Bharat, tum banao… memes! Both laugh awkwardly as other leaders stare. Modi (whispering): Chal, photo khinchwa lein. Kal X pe “Rare bromance” trend karwa denge. Rahul: Haan ji… lekin caption mat daalna “Pappu meets Principal”.







Exercised my democratic right! Casted my vote in the #AssamElections2026 for a strong, secure and prosperous Assam. Have you voted yet?




















