KariûkiH

@KelvinuhK Pole and have a quick recovery.

Due to a right ankle injury, I’ve made the decision to withdraw from this evening’s Speed Slalom category. Grateful for all the support—still pushing forward.

@ErricSaM @kamauwaruhiu @MagnusOtieno Ogopaa 😂

@kariukih @kamauwaruhiu @MagnusOtieno 😂😂Unataka kusema mingi ni prokopanda?

Kenya kazi Iko , kama saa hii wewe nunua breakdown ukiona Mazda demio imeandikwa diesel wewe ifuate tu . Sooner or later ita chemka tu . Vuruta yeye peleka pale kwa @MagnusOtieno. Hii serekali nafanya kazi .

@ErricSaM @kamauwaruhiu @MagnusOtieno Swali ni, utafuata opinion za TL kabisa kwa major personal decisions?

@kamauwaruhiu @MagnusOtieno Mkidiss all the cars mnataka tununue zipi?

@lordkingrar @karereBen

@karereBen There's no way to answer this question without being misquoted 😂

Luo women definitely have higher testosterone levels than the average Kikuyu man. I've never been dominated this way since I started horizontal engineering

@OmbetaC 😂🔥

Peleka hao matajiri cell. Ruto atwaletea mkate.🤣🤣

@Kenlelekoiten Anza kwa bedroom ya the first governor of the capital cirry. Wengine sijui.

Na hawa watoto wa Ton Mboya waliendanga wapi?

@beth_kasinga @Sylvanus254 😂

@Sylvanus254 Why are you in my business and Leo ndio nimeona account yako? Respect yourself

My parents want to purchase 4 apartments/houses for us . Kindly suggest kitu btwn 8 to 30 million. Reach out to me kwa dm .

@Jumuiyan Marehemu alikuwa na mambo 😆.

Itabidi kesho morning ukuwe ready by the time natoka tuendanishe nikienda job, labour day holiday imeisha na flooding imepungua sasa 🤣🤣🤣

@MalcomvonRongai @MihrThakar Wewe ni legend kama unajua hizo hekaya za Mr. Hyena "bombing her Kandahar" since siku za Gaddafi 😂.

@MihrThakar Kandahar, according to Red Pepper of Uganda

Sablenya ni nini?

@clarkeRTweets @ItsKaizerchief 😂

@kariukih @ItsKaizerchief Naishaaa bana

Nakumbuka buana that evening nikiwa nimesindikiza mrembo after amenitembelea huko kanairo from Coast. Sasa nilikua nasindikiza yeye aingie SGR hapo Railways. So hapo after hiyo footbridge ukitoka industrial area nikampiga kigoodbye hug hatari... Vile Tu namwachilia hivi nikaskia kujeniii hivyo Tu si mnapendanaa, hamtuhurumii Sisi singles, mnatuonyesha Tu tabia mbaya hapa in the public....tulionyeshwa Tu huko towards reception. Kupiga hesabu za haraka nikakumbuka dem amebook train na sio babake anaendesha....nilishika huyo polisi mkono nilikua na karatasi za Smokie kwa mfuko( I really don't love littering) nilikua nimezikunja vizuriiii nikamfinyia kwa mkono Ile design ya traffic police. Jamaa aliweka direct kwa mfuko juu tulikua almost kwa reception na ni kama aliona wenzake watarealise alafu akatuambia " sasa mnaona hapa, mkifika next time mnaniulizia tu mtakua directed" Akatuambia mfike poa. Nilitoka hapo haraka nikidrag msichana ya wenyewe ni kama nimemuibaa Hadi kwa terminus. Sikumwambia kitu nikachomoka mbio nilisimamia huko OTC just in case anajaribu kunifuataa ....mrembo nilimwambia story after nimefika kwa nyumba. Sijawahipita hiyo njia tena .

@otienowill Buana... x.com/i/status/20508…

Kenyan politicians are obsessed with having their photos everywhere.

@jramboooo @DrBKhalwale

@DrBKhalwale Lucky you have a heifer that leaks dairy meal, you can even open an agrovet and sell the leaking dairy meals,ours lick dairy meal, poor us...

The joy of a dairy farmer; watching Kwini, one of my encalf heifers, leaking dairy meal.

@iancfxx @OmbetaC 🤣🤝

@kariukih @OmbetaC Antirada🤣🤣🤣

What is your name again?

@iancfxx @OmbetaC

@OmbetaC The name is clearly his username

African Champion🤴 It's Gold For Kenya Today🥇

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@Mungunyo_Gatere @drunk_n_monkey @zoomafrika1 ***Mbura. Kana nī mbūra matū ūrauga?

@drunk_n_monkey @zoomafrika1 Mbùra-Agikuyu

In Rwanda 🇷🇼 they call rain "Imvura", What do you call rain in your native language?

@amoskamau26 @zoomafrika1 ***Mbura

@zoomafrika1 "Bura"Ni Agikuyu from kenya