Satire

@dbongino Dan's BeenJeezing everbody

Today is May 5th, 2026 and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America.

@gzSAINZ @bhadgurlrih 37th body😆

@bhadgurlrih hawajui wewe uko on your 37th relationship

My parents celebrating 37 years anniversary is peak🥹🤏🏾

@StanleyMasinde_ Ya juu ama ya chini

Njoo Kabete dia.

@bhadgurlrih Resident Injinia

Kisii men are what people think luhya men are

@dbongino Come on Dan Been-Jeezing

Today is May 4th, 2026 and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America.

@3rdDownDraws @RightWingCope Broo

@RightWingCope Honestly, a MAGA committing a crime that ISN’T being a pedophile is kinda a relief.

BREAKING: MAGA Comedian Benny Bankas was BANNED from Airbnb after destroying the toilets at multiple rentals

@Dominos_UK You fucking suck.

tell an unbelievable story in 3 words

@MrDROP111 @chiky_handlr MAGAturd

@chiky_handlr Yeah that’s very accurate. Trump is literally cleaning the shit that all your presidents after JFK did. They were literally managing the US decline

My favourite purchase this month, and it works surprisingly well😂

@bidbogybenz @Munenewontmiss *Amri jeshi mkuu

Komanda mkuu wa amrijeshi

@kariukih @ItsKaizerchief Naishaaa bana

@ItsKaizerchief "nilikua nasindikiza yeye aingie SGR hapo Railways"

Nakumbuka buana that evening nikiwa nimesindikiza mrembo after amenitembelea huko kanairo from Coast. Sasa nilikua nasindikiza yeye aingie SGR hapo Railways. So hapo after hiyo footbridge ukitoka industrial area nikampiga kigoodbye hug hatari... Vile Tu namwachilia hivi nikaskia kujeniii hivyo Tu si mnapendanaa, hamtuhurumii Sisi singles, mnatuonyesha Tu tabia mbaya hapa in the public....tulionyeshwa Tu huko towards reception. Kupiga hesabu za haraka nikakumbuka dem amebook train na sio babake anaendesha....nilishika huyo polisi mkono nilikua na karatasi za Smokie kwa mfuko( I really don't love littering) nilikua nimezikunja vizuriiii nikamfinyia kwa mkono Ile design ya traffic police. Jamaa aliweka direct kwa mfuko juu tulikua almost kwa reception na ni kama aliona wenzake watarealise alafu akatuambia " sasa mnaona hapa, mkifika next time mnaniulizia tu mtakua directed" Akatuambia mfike poa. Nilitoka hapo haraka nikidrag msichana ya wenyewe ni kama nimemuibaa Hadi kwa terminus. Sikumwambia kitu nikachomoka mbio nilisimamia huko OTC just in case anajaribu kunifuataa ....mrembo nilimwambia story after nimefika kwa nyumba. Sijawahipita hiyo njia tena .

@JoeConchaTV He's probably emulating the president.

Mockler thinks this is some kind of career game-changer. It’s not. It just confirms he’s another dime-a-dozen troll looking for clicks and relevance.

@hashjenni Being black

The floor is yours. 🎤 One thing Obama did better than Trump. Go!

@em_Lazzy Yooh

his Job.

@NancyMace @CLewandowski_ @realDonaldTrump Just a gigolo

@CLewandowski_ @realDonaldTrump Ok Mr. Noem.

The people of the great state of South Carolina - who have always supported @realDonaldTrump will not vote for the FAKE @NancyMace - who will destroy the state.

@Georgesantos They ass raped you in prison you can't write any good?

*single***

My next payout is going to go to a signal mom that was laid off from spirit airlines and is unemployed. I will ask for proof.

@TimHannan Nobody tell him a watchmaker can have it done🤫

Trump would put his name on his dick if it were big enough.

@LionelMedia Talking like a squirrel eating some nuts.

What is Ben Shapiro's most significant accomplishment?

@TheDibsterX @LHCPatriotDino @LauraLoomer Yikes bro, you obliterated that bro haha.

@LHCPatriotDino @LauraLoomer Of the two, only Loomer has been internalized in mental institutions. Is that sanity to you?

FACT: Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer is 100% jealous of Candace Owens. Audience reality: - X: Candace 7.87M vs Loomer 1.91M - YouTube: Candace ~6M subs + 1.39B views ... That is BILLIONS with a B vs Loomer: basically nothing. - Instagram: Candace 6.4M vs Loomer 31K - TikTok: Candace 7M vs Loomer (none) - Rumble: Candace 528K vs Loomer 88K Candace dominates cross-platform. Loomer tries to punch above her weight on X but is way smaller overall. On top of all that, Loomer has never been married. No man would even consider to marry her. Laura will most likely never have any kids, as Candace does. She will die alone. That's why she keeps wishing divorce on Candace. Laura is basically a fart in the wind, compared to Candace. She knows it and this infuriates her.

@Lonskils @AwakenWithJP Everybody for the establishment is after the bag, poor sods supporting the establishment blindly are the naïve poor whites Dave Chappelle talks about.

@AwakenWithJP Does it feel good to use your platform to tear down MAGA and Trump? I've been following you since 2014. Make your bag I guess...

"We believe the narrative 100% of the time now!" ~New MAGA No hypocrisy in that crowd, except for all of this...

@DataBased890 @ContraPoints What?

@ContraPoints I loved how that Bankas show was a culture shock for her communist decencies. The pearl clutching was amazing.