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@memeworksai *Godzilla roar*

@Bry_Peacenik @NWSBayArea @NOAANCEI Oh. Fuck.

@NWSBayArea @NOAANCEI Looks like there's some dry lightning associated with these hurricane remnants coming towards Monterey Bay again similar to 2020..

Here are the daily record temperatures that were set or tied today. Data is preliminary; official and certified data is available from the National Centers for Environmental Information @NOAANCEI.

Still not over this.

Call me old fashioned, but I don't feel a need to take family advice from a man who *does not know how many siblings he has.*

@KamalaHQ If he and Trump get elected, Project 2025 will ensure that thousands of kids just like Vance as a boy will lose their mothers to prison forever.

Unearthed video: JD Vance thanks Project 2025 leader Kevin Roberts and the Heritage Foundation for their “incredible work” of creating a plan for Trump to implement in a second term

@padresj @padresj I am a volunteer Discord Mod for the Democrats' phone/text/meme Get-Out-The-Vote efforts. We need more volunteers, especially people who spend a lot of time on X. I just checked and Americans Abroad are welcome to help out. DM me or go to events.democrats.org for info

@RondaSantis2 @padresj A LOT of it is what the media chooses to cover. Most folk say Kamala won the debate, but did the news follow up on anything she talked about? Or did Trump dominate the next week of news coverage by saying one stupid thing? Again. The media won't stop falling for his "stupidity."

@elonmusk Thst is barely enough power for two trips through time. We should cover much much more of Texas

One square mile on the surface receives ~2.5 Gigawatts of solar energy. That’s Gigawatts with a “G”. It’s ~30% higher in space. The Starlink global satellite network is entirely solar/battery powered. Factoring in solar panel efficiency (25%), packing density (80%) and usable daylight hours (~6), a reasonable rule of thumb is 3GWh of energy per square mile per day. Easy math, but almost no one does these basic calculations.

Vice President Harris: Two nights ago, Donald Trump and I had our first debate, and I believe we owe it to the voters to have another debate. Because this election and what is at stake could not be more important

Vice President Harris: Let's remember Charlottesville, where there was a mob of people carrying tiki torches spewing antisemitic hate. Trump said there were fine people on each side. Let's remember that when it came to the Proud Boys, Trump said stand back and stand by. For everyone watching, who remembers what January 6 was, we don't have to go back. We're not going back. It's time to turn the page

@BriannaWu I'd love to know what The data says about various VP candidates. I figure the biggest (out loud) talking point against Harris will be that she's a "California Elite." To counter that: Beto O'Rourke. California and Texas campaigning together, to heal our nation and save democracy.

Here’s the truth about this line of horseshit. Twitter didn’t do this. Democrats wanting Biden to drop out didn’t do this. The Democratic party’s internal data did. Not everything that is done is shared with the public, for good reason. It’s very granular and it has shown us winning would be nearly impossible for a long time. That’s it. There’s no conspiracy - it’s that we didn’t see a path to victory.

@BriannaWu So hear me out on this. The Right has proven the power of celebrity candidates. They have proven that anger wins votes. They have proven that if you shout your beliefs, people believe with you. We need an angry yet lovable celebrity who yells a lot. We need @JohnCusack. #JC2024

OK, I’ve been thinking a lot about Joe Biden dropping out. And I think I’ve changed my position on it. Biden has raised about $180 million. I can’t believe I didn’t think of this earlier because it’s my job, but there’s no easy way for them to transfer the war chest to another candidate. I’m pretty sure they can only give $2000. Four months is just not a lot of time to refund what’s left and ask everyone to donate to a new candidate. It’s not a lot of time to negotiate new leases for field offices. It’s really not a lot of time to reboot the entire organization. If there’s a workaround I have not thought of please let me know. But the compliance sounds like an absolute nightmare.

@padresj Distract them by training them to recognize and bring you lightweight colorful shiny objects like Euro bills. Then enlist their help to train the other crows.

V3 is coming in 3, 2, 1, …

@alexlindsay I had a lovely experience with Teams today. It told me I had to stop using the Teams Classic app and switch to the new Teams Mac app by April 12th. When I downloaded Teams and logged in to the new app, it said the Teams app wasn't available for personal use yet. How soon is yet??

You have to prove the iPhone is not a phone to win this. Meanwhile, it's ok that Microsoft (an actual OS monopoly) installs Teams (an horrendously crappy video conferencing app) by default... which destroys innovation in what has become a core technology for work and education.

It’s an honor to see Suno featured in @RollingStone! Thank you @hiattb for coming by our office to make some songs and talk about the future of music. Read more about the work we’re doing so anyone can have fun making music: rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…

@RepMattGaetz I disagree with everything you stand for (except your anti-war bill...& anti-spy bill...& personal & professional pro-drug stance... Dang it! Maybe you're OK), but I want to live in the f'ed up world where 45 is Speaker, won't resign, & serves from prison. You can make it happen!

That time I nominated President Trump for Speaker…

@stokel @FastCompany It'll be just fine. He has wanted to make the X app forever. He trademarked X for games and apps long ago. Wait, Microsoft did that? Well he must own the X trademark for social media, right? No? Who does, then? He can buy them out. Please say it' s not Meta. Oh, for £#¢%$ sake...

Is Elon Musk's Twitter rebrand doomed to fail? For @fastcompany I asked the experts fastcompany.com/90927580/elon-…

@Attack @OnusFM @AIForHumansShow My wife teaches transitional Kindergarten with the kids just barely too young for K. The first thing I made was a new Clean Up song for her. Not only is Suno's Sing Alpha Bot a talented musician, it's apparently psychic, and knew that my wife needs METAL! media.discordapp.net/attachments/11…

🤯 My mind is absolutely shattered, in the GREAT WAY. This is Mid-Journey, FOR YOUR EARS! 🎨 👂 @OnusFM absolutely crushed the Sing/VOL-1 alpha and I can't stop creating with it. 🔊 We are having TOO much fun playing with this over on @AIForHumansShow. RT/share, if ya like.