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“Just found out Americans don’t have nutty-gums and fruit-jammed breadystackers…”
“What’s that?”
“It’s peanuted butter and a fruit jelly betwixt two slices of bread.”
“You mean a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?”
“That’s not like it at all, you Americans are so dense…”
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@kasteter Today I'm going to roast some potatoes and some Essex Sausages, 98% pork.
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@kasteter @BENZOTOOIE Look at the size of the planets waddling around America and tell me "most people don't buy the bucket" lmfao
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@IFLH23 @BENZOTOOIE Also most people don't buy the fucking Dunkin' bucket man c'mon
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@IFLH23 @BENZOTOOIE Hey buddy so you kinda just proved that we don't make up the people and you are one of them lmfao
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@IFLH23 @BENZOTOOIE From my experience it is very often the case that Europeans become condescending when American food is brought up. They take jabs without realizing we don't all eat piggy slop lmfao
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@BENZOTOOIE Fascinating how americans invent European discourse, and then get really angry about it.
Almost entirely as if they just hate us.
No other motivation but pure and undiluted hatred for Europeans
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@kaitybella Spaghetti tacos used to be served monthly when I was in elementary school. I wish I was joking.
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‘spaghetti taco’ is a joke from a kid’s show. like the whole point of the joke is that it’s weird and would be ridiculous to eat
The REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPlugg
I think this is very fair considering Americans will make things like spaghetti tacos.
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one time ape watch giant boulder completely flatten monkey at base of cliff side. No blood no sound instant death
SOUTH ★@blamesouth
cheese isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
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underrated moment here about 7 seconds in where it flings a fish into low orbit
Slashing@VeeJettta
This is my new machine, it will serve me well
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@IntelDeadlock @johnnycage77334 Does it work against doorman ult?
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New T4 Vitality item, Indomitable: Upgrades from Reactive Barrier.
Causes the next Stun, Chain, Immobilize, Sleep, or Silence from players to be automatically removed. When this happens, you gain a barrier and all your ability cooldowns are reduced by 20%.
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might be the best dl clip ever
lycanthrojay‼️🏳️⚧️@rannisfang
stop playing seven, dont play this hero Нахуй go play houlliday блять dont play seven this shit is not for you man you dont know when to come in fights you don’t know what to do on map you dont know how to lane блять you die 11 times on seven in 27 minutes Нахуй autistic friend b
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@Mallchad @DaddyWarpig @WesleyMouch3 As an American, knowing the difference between the general "gas" and when we're talking about gasoline is second nature. It's purely contextual. The sentences we construct account for the fact that gas can mean more than one thing.
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@DaddyWarpig @WesleyMouch3 not if you're the type to work with LPG, methane, propane, hydrogen, acetylene, oxygen tanks.... etc
gasoline itself produces some amount of gas phase flammable stuff and is often near natural gas pipes so the phrase "gas leak" could be confusing on multiple levels.
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If you could stop using petrol to mean gasoline.
Petroleum is oil, an unrefined substance pumped out of the ground.
Gasoline is one specific type of refined fuel, like kerosene or tar. We win on this one.
Dave Jones@eevblog
Americans, if you could stop using the word gas to mean petrol, that would be great, thanks.
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The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own
Jacob Orth@JacobsVegasLife
Slot machines can now follow you across the casino floor😳
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worst part about offering to ID beetles is the cold shiver I get in 1 out of 1000 cases where someone has an actual dangerous bug in front of them
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Every home in America has an American lungfish. I have several.
こんたらう@Kontaroutenguya
アメリカの皆さん、私はアメリカの一般的な家庭でよく飼われているアメリカ肺魚を飼育している日本人です。
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