The fact that our new Secretary of Health and Human Services believes vaccines cause autism makes me want to light something on fire
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fake dr. kathar, PhD
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fake dr. kathar, PhD
@kathar7
adjusting to life back in TX after an 8 year PNW odyssey. snobbery confined to coffee, tortillas, and oxford commas
Austin, TX Katılım Mart 2009
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Aubrey just hammed it up for 2 hours in front of our dinner guests and her parting bedtime words before walking into her room and closing the door were "Don't forget to subscribe!"
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Idk how I became an arts and crafts mom but Lord beer me strength (and a better vacuum??)
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Just got a lot of probing questions from Aubrey about concealer until she cut right to the chase
"You put that on so other people don't think you have as many pimples as you do?"
.........
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Trying to see something:
If I say, “We’ve got trouble! Right here in River City!
With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for POOL!”
Do you have any idea what I’m talking about?
@MBurtwrites and I need to know if my cultural lexicon is too weird 😂
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Idk where she got this but Aubrey has been going around proclaiming "I'm a beautiful geniuuuuus!" We're fighting insecurity early over here I guess
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A: "Did you go to happy hour before you had babies?"
Me: "Yep, lots!"
A: "With your work friends? Did you get WINE? Did you have to pay for it?????"
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Aubrey: "Do you go to happy hour when you don't have babies yet?"
Me: "Ya... How did you know that?"
A: "Because I thought it would be hard when you have a kid"
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The 3 minutes per day when the AC isn't running are eerily quiet
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Aubrey's class had an ice cream social at 9:30 this morning and are having a movie party after naps. Would love to walk a day in your (light-up) shoes sweet girl!!!
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All I want is to open the pantry door and find gummy bears but instead I have to settle for my kids' lame no sugar added "fruit snacks"
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@clhubes Two nights ago my toddler woke up at 1:45 AM and we got him back to sleep within 10 min. I was up the *rest* of the night because I was stressed about....not sleeping
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I've got my winter cut out for me
Nov: Silo szn 2
Dec: Squid Game szn 2
Jan: Severance szn 2
🍿🍿🍿
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