kathryn stewart

just a friendly reminder to anyone who barely passed drivers ed: the left hand lane is for PASSING slower drivers. not for being the slow driver, bitch

when did “peace” become part of corporate lingo?

my going away party consisted of 32oz margs and tums

instagram keeps putting people i haven’t thought about in a while in very visible places. thinking thoughts that don’t need to be thunk that’s for damn sure

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

heard 2/3 of LFO died. summer girls everywhere are shocked and devastated

if our policies that dictate healthcare access do not abide by the opinions of leading medical experts, then those policies have no intention of protecting people.

If a pro-life politician crowing about today’s decision ever paid for your abortion and it feels like the right time to talk about it, my email is Anna.merlan@vice.com

@scotty2joffe #SMM4LYFE

sent a meeting notice to my boss. the subject was “talk Kathryn off a ledge 🙂” corporate who?

@scotty2joffe this comes back every year and it give me hives

i have reached the point in my life where i ALWAYS have tums on me. idgaf

@halloweenhunty chaotic

I told one of my students today that she reminds me of Ilana Glazer💀😂

my professional life summed up into one gif

The only truly acceptable breakfast during carnival season.

absolutely I’m DTF Doing Terrible Financially

IMPORTANT 👇🏼

also, i hate that i use “action item” in my regular talk 😷

i’m pretty sure i blacked out for all of 2020